The Principal's Ash-Barrel

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Title:     The Principal's Ash-Barrel
Author: W. M. MacKeracher [More Titles by MacKeracher]

In a notable college the story is told--
'Twill bear repetition, although somewhat old--
That, at some unauthenticate date in the past
(I think 'twas the month or the year before last),
The Principal brought a complaint 'gainst the Steward
Concerning a matter he long had endured:
He deposed that the former--the cause of the quarrel--
Had neglected to see to his scavenger-barrel,
And requested the Faculty grave and sedate
To sit and consider the point in debate,
Which this reverend body would straightway have done
Had not a professor objection begun
By insisting that such an undignified act
To the Faculty was not becoming, in fact,
That he, for his part, refused to comply
With the purpose the Principal wished to apply,
Considering it 'neath both his place and apparel
To sit upon anyone's scavenger-barrel.

[The end]
W. M. MacKeracher's poem: Principal's Ash-Barrel

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