The Grateful Patient

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Title:     The Grateful Patient
Author: Eugene Field [More Titles by Field]

The doctor leaned tenderly over the bed
And looked at the patient 's complexion,
And felt of the pulse and the feverish head,
Then stood for a time in reflection.
"A strange complication!
My recommendation
Is morphia by hypodermic injection."

The patient looked up with a leer in his eye
And winked in the doctor's direction--
"Well, Doc," he remarked, "since you say I must die,
I'm grateful to you for protection--
I'm now in position
To ask the commission
T' excuse me from serving as judge of election."

[The end]
Eugene Field's poem: Grateful Patient

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