An Oriental Apology

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Title:     An Oriental Apology
Author: Bert Leston Taylor [More Titles by Taylor]

When the hour was come Prince Chun arose,
And balanced a shoestring on his nose.
"From this some notion you will get,"
Said he, "of China's deep regret."

Now balancing upon his ear
A stein of foaming lager beer,
"This attitude," said he, "reveals
How very sorry China feels."

Then spinning top-like on his cue,
"I can't begin to tell to you
The deep remorse we suffer for
The death of your Ambassador."

Next, placing on his cue a plate,
He said, as it 'gan to gyrate:
"Nothing that's happened in his reign
Has caused my Emperor so much pain."

Upon his back he did declare,
While juggling five balls in the air,
"This attitude--the humblest yet--
Expresses personal regret."

Last, spreading out a deck of cards--
"Accept my Emperor's regards.
As our intentions were well meant,
Pray overlook the incident."

[The end]
Bert Leston Taylor's poem: Oriental Apology

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