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Title: A Ballad Of Misfits
Author: Bert Leston Taylor [
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"Chacun son metier:
Les vaches seront bien gardees."
--LA FONTAINE.
With skill for doing this or that
The Lord each man endows.
Some men are best for pushing pens,
And some for pushing plows;
And oh, the many many more
That should be tending cows!
Chacun son metier:
Les vaches bien gardees.
The ivory-headed serving maid
Who poses as a "cook,"
She hath a very bovine brain,
She hath a bovine look.
Oh, prithee, lead her to the kine,
Oh, prithee get the hook!
Chacun son metier:
Les vaches bien gardees.
The papering-and-painting gents
Whose work is never done,
Who mess around your house until
You pine to pull a gun,
Who take three mortal days to do
What should be done in one;--
Chacun son metier:
Les vaches bien gardees.
The pestilential "pianiste,"
The screechy singer too,
The writer of the stupid book
And of the dull review,
The actor who is greatest when
He takes his exit cue;--
Chacun son metier:
Les vaches bien gardees.
If every one were set to do
The task for which he's fit,
The writer of these trifling lines
Might also have to quit.
At tending cows the undersigned
Might make an awful hit.
Chacun son metier:
Les vaches bien gardees.
[The end]
Bert Leston Taylor's poem: Ballad Of Misfits
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