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Title: Tobacco Next
Author: Richard Le Gallienne [
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They took away your drink from you,
The kind old humanizing glass;
Soon they will take tobacco too,
And next they'll take our demi-tasse.
Don't say, "The bill will never pass,"
Nor this my warning word disdain;
You said it once, you silly ass--
Don't make the same mistake again.
We know them now, the bloodless crew,
We know them all too well, alas!
There's nothing that they wouldn't do
To make the world a Bible class;
Though against bottled beer or Bass
I search the sacred text in vain
To find a whisper--by the Mass!
Don't make the same mistake again.
Beware these legislators blue,
Pouring their moral poison-gas
On all the joys our fathers knew;
The very flowers in the grass
Are safe no more, and, lad and lass,
'Ware the old birch-rod and the cane!
Here comes our modern Hudibras!--
Don't make the same mistake again.
ENVOI
Prince, vanished is the rail of brass,
So mark me well and my refrain--
Tobacco next! you silly ass,
Don't make the same mistake again.
[The end]
Richard Le Gallienne's poem: Tobacco Next
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