To A Well-Known Musical Critic, Remarkablefor His Ears Sticking Through His Hair

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Title:     To A Well-Known Musical Critic, Remarkablefor His Ears Sticking Through His Hair
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge [More Titles by Coleridge]

O ----! O ----! of you we complain
For exposing those ears to the wind and the rain.
Thy face, a huge whitlow just come to a head,
Ill agrees with those ears so raw and so red.

A Musical Critic of old fell a-pouting
When he saw how his asinine honours were sprouting;
But he hid 'em quite snug, in a full friz of hair,
And the Barber alone smoked his donkeys [so] rare.

Thy judgment much worse, and thy _perkers_ as ample,
O give heed to King Midas, and take his example.
Thus to _publish_ your fate is as useless as wrong--
You but prove by your ears, what we guessed from your tongue.

LABERIUS.

[The end]
Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem: To A Well-Known Musical Critic, Remarkablefor His Ears Sticking Through His Hair

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