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The Discontented Woman

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Title:     The Discontented Woman
Author: Henry Wallace Phillips [More Titles by Phillips]

A woman who was dissatisfied with her husband loudly petitioned Jove to send her another. The god listened favorably to her petition and sent her a demigod.

In less than a week the woman was bewailing her lot again, saying she never cared for mixed goods anyhow, and that while the god-half of her present husband might be all right, the man-half snored and chewed tobacco. Jove, wearied by her ill-humored persistency, took back the demi-god and sent her a man out of the Yellow Book for husband, instead.

Up to the present writing the lady in question hasn't discovered where she is at.


IMMORAL:

Hysterics and Art are only relations by marriage.






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Henry Wallace Phillips's short story: Discontented Woman

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