Symbols And Dew-Hopping

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_ Last week the Loveliest man lectured to us --
to our Little Group of Serious Thinkers,
you know -- on the Ultimate Symbolism. In
art and life both, you know.

It was simply wonderful -- WONDERFUL!

Art, you know, used to be full of symbolism.

But now, it seems, symbolism has dropped out
of Art, and Nature has taken it up.

Odd, isn't it? But really not surprising when
you come to think about it.

For, you know, Nature is always trying to keep
up with advanced ideas -- evolving and evolving
toward the Superman.

And the Superwoman, too.

I think it is the duty of us who are advanced
thinkers to give Nature a worthy idea to evolve
toward, don't you?

To set Nature a mark to come up to, you know.

For what is the use of evolution if it doesn't
evolve forward instead of backward?

And the Best People, I think, should feel a sense
of social responsibility and give evolution a model.

Each should be a Symbol -- that's what I always
ask myself each night now: "Have I been a Symbol
today? Or have I failed to be a symbol?"

Down at the beach last week I nearly drowned --
you don't mean to say you haven't heard of it? It
was frightful.

I'd always heard that, when a person sinks, his
whole past life passes before him in review.

But it didn't with me. What I said as I went
down was: "Have I been a Symbol? Or have I
failed?"

And the life guard who got me out -- he was simply
the most gorgeous man! -- burned bronze, you
know, and with shoulders like a Greek god! -- and
with the most wonderful eyes and white teeth -- he
asked me, the guard did, "What, marm?"

It was fearfully disappointing! Sometimes they
are college men, you know, just life-guarding
through the summer. But would any college man
have said, "What, marm?"

And then he went and saved a blonde creature
in the most scandalous bathing suit I ever saw.

He saved one in the most business-like way, too,
as if he were a waiter, you know, passing from one
table to another.

No wonder the social fabric is crumbling when
quite impossible people like life guards permit
themselves to become blase' over such matters!

The lower classes are very discouraging anyhow,
don't you think? -- after all we do for them in the
way of philanthropy and sociology and uplifting
them generally, you know!

Of course, I haven't lost my interest in sociology
-- not by any means. I always hold fast the thought
that all the world are brothers.

I'm taking up Dew-hopping next week. It's a
wonderful new nerve cure. Formerly it was quite
the thing to walk barefoot in the dew at dawn.

But at this new place I've discovered they don't
merely walk -- that's going out, quite. They HOP.
Like frogs and toads, you know.

It brings the patients into closer kinship with the
electric currents of the earth, hopping does, the
doctor says. It's WONDERFUL!

He is the loveliest man -- with mystic eyes! -- the
doctor is. _

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