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Patience; Or, Bunthorne's Bride, a play by W. S. Gilbert

Act 1

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_ ACT I

[Scene: Exterior of Castle Bunthorne, the gateway to which is seen, R.U.E., and is approached by a drawbridge over a moat. A rocky eminence R. with steps down to the stage. In front of it, a rustic bench, on which ANGELA is seated, with ELLA on her left. Young Ladies wearing aesthetic draperies are grouped about the stage from R. to L.C., SAPHIR being near the L. end of the group. The Ladies play on lutes, etc., as they sing, and all are in the last stage of despair.]


[No. 1. Twenty love-sick maidens we
(Opening Chorus and Solos) Maidens, Angela, and Ella
]

MAIDENS.
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
Love-sick all against our will.
Twenty years hence we shall be
Twenty love-sick maidens still!
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
And we die for love of thee!
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
Love-sick all against our will.
Twenty years hence we shall be
Twenty love-sick maidens still!

ANGELA.
Love feeds on hope, they say, or love will die;

MAIDENS.
Ah, miserie!

ANGELA.
Yet my love lives, although no hope have I!

MAIDENS.
Ah, miserie!

ANGELA.
Alas, poor heart, go hide thyself away,
To weeping concords tune thy roundelay!
Ah, miserie!

MAIDENS.
All our love is all for one,
Yet that love he heedeth not,
He is coy and cares for none,
Sad and sorry is our lot!
Ah, miserie!

ELLA.
Go, breaking heart,
Go, dream of love requited!
Go, foolish heart,
Go, dream of lovers plighted;
Go, madcap heart,
Go, dream of never waking;
And in thy dream
Forget that thou art breaking!

MAIDENS.
Ah, miserie!

ELLA.
Forget that thou art breaking!

MAIDENS.
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
Love-sick all against our will.
Twenty years hence we shall be
Twenty love-sick maidens still.
Ah, miserie!

ANGELA.
There is a strange magic in this love of ours! Rivals as
we all are in the affections of our Reginald, the very
hopelessness of our love is a bond that binds us to one another!

SAPHIR.
Jealousy is merged in misery. While he, the very
cynosure of our eyes and hearts, remains icy insensible -- what
have we to strive for?

ELLA.
The love of maidens is, to him, as interesting as the taxes!

SAPHIR.
Would that it were! He pays his taxes.

ANGELA.
And cherishes the receipts!

[Enter LADY JANE, L.U.E.]

SAPHIR.
Happy receipts!

[All sigh heavily]

JANE.
[L.C., suddenly] Fools!

[They start, and turn to her]

ANGELA.
I beg your pardon?

JANE.
Fools and blind! The man loves -- wildly loves!

ANGELA.
But whom? None of us!

JANE.
No, none of us. His weird fancy has lighted, for the
nonce, on Patience, the village milkmaid!

SAPHIR.
On Patience? Oh, it cannot be!

JANE.
Bah! But yesterday I caught him in her dairy, eating fresh
butter with a tablespoon. Today he is not well!

SAPHIR.
But Patience boasts that she has never loved -- that love
is, to her, a sealed book! Oh, he cannot be serious!

JANE.
'Tis but a fleeting fancy -- 'twill quickly wear away.

[aside, coming down-stage]
Oh, Reginald, if you but knew what a
wealth of golden love is waiting for you, stored up
in this rugged old bosom of mine, the milkmaid's
triumph would be short indeed!

[PATIENCE appears on an eminence, R.
She looks down with pity on the despondent Ladies
.]


[No. 2. Still brooding on their mad infatuation!
(Recitative)
Patience, Saphir, Angela, and Maidens
]

PATIENCE.
Still brooding on their mad infatuation!
I thank thee, Love, thou comest not to me!
Far happier I, free from thy ministration,
Than dukes or duchesses who love can be!

SAPHIR.
[looking up]
'Tis Patience -- happy girl! Loved by a poet!

PATIENCE.
Your pardon, ladies. I intrude upon you!

[Going]

ANGELA.
Nay, pretty child, come hither.

[PATIENCE descends.]
Is it true that you have never loved?

PATIENCE.
Most true indeed.

SOPRANOS.
Most marvelous!

ALTOS.
And most deplorable!


[I cannot tell what this love may be
(Solo)
Patience
]

PATIENCE.
I cannot tell what this love may be
[L.C.]
That cometh to all but not to me.
It cannot be kind as they'd imply,
Or why do these ladies sigh?

It cannot be joy and rapture deep,
Or why do these gentle ladies weep?
It cannot be blissful as 'tis said,
Or why are their eyes so wondrous red?

Though ev'rywhere true love I see
A-coming to all, but not to me,
I cannot tell what this love may be!
For I am blithe and I am gay,
While they sit sighing night and day.


PATIENCE. ALL

For I am blithe and I am gay, Yes, she is blithe and she is
gay,
Think of the gulf 'twixt Yes, she is blithe and
them and me, she is gay,
Think of the gulf 'twixt them, Yes, she is blithe and
and me, and she is gay,
Fal la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la,
and miserie! Ah, miserie!


[She dances across R. and back to R.C.]

PATIENCE.
If love is a thorn, they show no wit
Who foolishly hug and foster it.
If love is a weed, how simple they
Who gather it, day by day!

If love is a nettle that makes you smart,
Then why do you wear it next your heart?
And if it be none of these, say I,
Ah, why do you sit and sob and sigh?

Though ev'rywhere true love I see
A-coming to all, but not to me,
I cannot tell what this love may be!
For I am blithe and I am gay,
While they sit sighing night and day.


PATIENCE. ALL

For I am blithe and I Yes, she is blithe and she is
am gay, gay,
Think of the gulf 'twixt Yes, she is blithe and she is
them and me, gay,
Think of the gulf 'twixt Yes, she is blithe and she is
them and me, gay,
Fal la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la,
and miserie! Ah, miserie!


ANGELA.
Ah, Patience, if you have never loved, you have never
known true happiness!

[All sigh.]

PATIENCE.
[C.]
But the truly happy always seem to have so much on
their minds. The truly happy never seem quite well.

JANE.
[coming L.C.]
There is a transcendentality of delirium --
an acute accentuation of supremest ecstasy -- which the
earthy might easily mistake for indigestion. But it is not
indigestion -- it is aesthetic transfiguration!
[to the others.]
Enough of babble. Come!

PATIENCE.
[stopping her as she turns to go up C.]
But stay, I
have some news for you. The 35th Dragoon Guards have halted in
the village, and are even now on their way to this very spot.

ANGELA.
The 35th Dragoon Guards!

SAPHIR.
They are fleshly men, of full habit!

ELLA.
We care nothing for Dragoon Guards!

PATIENCE.
But, bless me, you were all engaged to them a year ago!

SAPHIR.
A year ago!

ANGELA.
My poor child, you don't understand these things. A year
ago they were very well in our eyes, but since then our tastes
have been etherealized, our perceptions exalted.

[to the others]
Come, it is time to lift up our voices in morning carol to our
Reginald. Let us to his door!

[ANGELA leading, the Ladies go off, two and two, Jane last,
over the drawbridge into the castle, singing refrain of "Twenty
love-sick maidens", and, as before, accompanying themselves
on harps, etc
.]


[No. 2a. Twenty love-sick maidens we
(Chorus)
Maidens
]

MAIDENS.
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
Love-sick all against our will.
Twenty years hence we shall be
Twenty love-sick maidens still!
Ah, miserie!

[PATIENCE watches them in surprise, and, with a gesture of
complete bafflement, climbs the rock and goes off the way
she entered
.]

[The officers of the DRAGOON GUARDS enter, R.,
led by the MAJOR. They form their line across
the front of the stage
.]


[No. 3. The soldiers of our Queen
(Chorus and Solo)
Dragoons and Colonel
]

DRAGOONS.
The soldiers of our Queen
Are linked in friendly tether;
Upon the battle scene
They fight the foe together.

There ev'ry mother's son
Prepared to fight and fall is;
The enemy of one
The enemy of all is!
The enemy of one
The enemy of all is!

[On an order from the MAJOR they fall back.]

[Enter the COLONEL. All salute.]

COLONEL.
If you want a receipt for that popular mystery,
[C.]
Known to the world as a Heavy Dragoon,

DRAGOONS.
[saluting]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

COLONEL.
Take all the remarkable people in history,
Rattle them off to a popular tune.

DRAGOONS.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

COLONEL.
The pluck of Lord Nelson on board of the Victory--
Genius of Bismarck devising a plan--
The humour of Fielding (which sounds contradictory)--
Coolness of Paget about to trepan--
The science of Jullien, the eminent musico--
Wit of Macaulay, who wrote of Queen Anne--
The pathos of Paddy, as rendered by Boucicault--
Style of the Bishop of Sodor and Man--
The dash of a D'Orsay, divested of quackery--
Narrative powers of Dickens and Thackeray--
Victor Emmanuel -- peak-haunting Peveril--
Thomas Aquinas, and Doctor Sacheverell--
Tupper and Tennyson -- Daniel Defoe--
Anthony Trollope and Mister Guizot! Ah!

DRAGOONS.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!


COLONEL. DRAGOONS.

Take of these elements all A Heavy Dragoon,
that is fusible a Heavy Dragoon,
Melt them all down in a A Heavy Dragoon,
pipkin or crucible-- a Heavy Dragoon,
Set them to simmer, A Heavy Dragoon,
and take off the scum, a Heavy Dragoon,
And a Heavy Dragoon Is the residuum!
is the residuum!


COLONEL.
If you want a receipt for this soldier-like paragon,
Get at the wealth of the Czar (if you can)--
The family pride of a Spaniard from Aragon--
Force of Mephisto pronouncing a ban--
A smack of Lord Waterford, reckless and rollicky--
Swagger of Roderick, heading his clan--
The keen penetration of Paddington Pollaky--
Grace of an Odalisque on a divan--
The genius strategic of Caesar or Hannibal--
Skill of Sir Garnet in thrashing a cannibal--
Flavour of Hamlet -- the Stranger, a touch of him--
Little of Manfred (but not very much of him)--
Beadle of Burlington -- Richardson's show--
Mister Micawber and Madame Tussaud! Ah!

DRAGOONS.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!


COLONEL. DRAGOONS.

Take of these elements all A Heavy Dragoon,
that is fusible a Heavy Dragoon,
Melt them all down in a A Heavy Dragoon,
pipkin or crucible-- a Heavy Dragoon,
Set them to simmer, A Heavy Dragoon,
and take off the scum, a Heavy Dragoon,
And a Heavy Dragoon Is the residuum!
is the residuum!


COLONEL.
Well, here we are once more on the scene of our former
triumphs. But where's the Duke?

[Enter DUKE, listlessly, and in low spirits.]

DUKE.
Here I am! [Sighs.]

COLONEL.
Come, cheer up, don't give way!

DUKE.
Oh, for that, I'm as cheerful as a poor devil can be
expected to be who has the misfortune to be a Duke, with a
thousand a day!

MAJOR.
Humph! Most men would envy you!

DUKE.
Envy me? Tell me, Major, are you fond of toffee?

MAJOR.
Very!

COLONEL.
We are all fond of toffee.

ALL.
We are!

DUKE.
Yes, and toffee in moderation is a capital thing. But to
live on toffee -- toffee for breakfast, toffee for dinner, toffee
for tea -- to have it supposed that you care for nothing but
toffee, and that you would consider yourself insulted if anything
but toffee were offered to you -- how would you like that?

COLONEL.
I can quite believe that, under those circumstances,
even toffee would become monotonous.

DUKE.
For "toffee" read flattery, adulation, and abject
deference, carried to such a pitch that I began, at last, to
think that man was born bent at an angle of forty-five degrees!
Great heavens, what is there to adulate in me? Am I particularly
intelligent, or remarkably studious, or excruciatingly witty, or
unusually accomplished, or exceptionally virtuous?

COLONEL.
You're about as commonplace a young man as ever I saw.

ALL.
You are!

DUKE.
Exactly! That's it exactly! That describes me to a T!
Thank you all very much! [Shakes hands with the Colonel] Well,
I couldn't stand it any longer, so I joined this second-class
cavalry regiment. In the army, thought I, I shall be
occasionally snubbed, perhaps even bullied, who knows? The
thought was rapture, and here I am.

COLONEL.
[looking off]

Yes, and here are the ladies!

DUKE.
But who is the gentleman with the long hair?

COLONEL.
I don't know.

DUKE.
He seems popular!

COLONEL.
He does seem popular!

[The DRAGOONS back up R., watching the entrance of the Ladies.
BUNTHORNE enters, L.U.E., followed by the Ladies, two and
two, playing on harps as before. He is composing a poem,
and is quite absorbed. He sees no one, but walks across the
stage, followed by the Ladies, who take no notice of the
DRAGOONS -- to the surprise and indignation of those
officers
.]

[Bunthorne, the Ladies following, comes slowly down L.
and then crosses the stage to R.]


[No. 4. In a doleful train
(Chorus and Solos)
Maidens, Ella, Angela, Saphir, Dragoons, and Bunthorne
]

MAIDENS.
In a doleful train
Two and two we walk all day--
For we love in vain!
None so sorrowful as they
Who can only sigh and say,
Woe is me, alackaday!
Woe is me, alackaday!

DRAGOONS.
Now is not this ridiculous, and is not this preposterous?
A thorough-paced absurdity -- explain it if you can.
Instead of rushing eagerly to cherish us and foster us,
They all prefer this melancholy literary man.
Instead of slyly peering at us,
Casting looks endearing at us,
Blushing at us, flushing at us, flirting with a fan;
They're actually sneering at us, fleering at us,
jeering at us!
Pretty sort of treatment for a military man!
They're actually sneering at us, fleering at us,
jeering at us!
Pretty sort of treatment for a military man!

[Bunthorne, C.]

ANGELA.
[R. of BUNTHORNE]

Mystic poet, hear our prayer,
Twenty love-sick maidens we--
Young and wealthy, dark and fair,
All of county family.
And we die for love of thee--
Twenty love-sick maidens we!

MAIDENS.
Yes, we die for love of thee--
Twenty love-sick maidens we!

BUNTHORNE.
[crossing to L.]

Though my book I seem to scan
In a rapt ecstatic way,
Like a literary man
Who despises female clay,
I hear plainly all they say,
Twenty love-sick maidens they!

[BUNTHORNE crosses to C.]

DRAGOONS.
[to each other]
He hears plainly all they say,
Twenty love-sick maidens they!

SAPHIR.
[L. of BUNTHORNE.]

Though so excellently wise,
For a moment mortal be,
Deign to raise thy purple eyes
From thy heart-drawn poesy.
Twenty lovesick maidens see--
Each is kneeling on her knee!

[All kneel.]

MAIDENS.
Twenty love-sick maidens see--
Each is kneeling on her knee!

BUNTHORNE.
[going R.]

Though, as I remarked before,
Any one convinced would be
That some transcendental lore
Is monopolizing me,
Round the corner I can see
Each is kneeling on her knee!

DRAGOONS.
Round the corner he can see
Each is kneeling on her knee!
Now is not this ridiculous, and is not this preposterous?
A thorough-paced absurdity -- ridiculous!
preposterous!
Explain it if you can.


MAIDENS DRAGOONS

In a doleful train Now is not this ridiculous,
Two and two we walk all day, and is not this preposterous?
A thorough-paced absurdity--
None so sorrowful as they explain it if you can.

For we love in vain! Instead of rushing eagerly
None so sorrowful as they to cherish us and foster us,
They all prefer this
melancholy literary man.

Who can only sigh and say, Instead of slyly peering at us,
Casting looks endearing at us,
Blushing at us, flushing at us,
Flirting with a fan;

Woe is me, alackaday! They're actually sneering at us,
fleering at us, jeering at us!
Pretty sort of treatment for
a military man!

Woe is me, alackaday! They're actually sneering at us,
fleering at us, jeering at us!
Pretty sort of treatment for
a military man!

Twenty love-sick maidens we, Now is not this ridiculous,
and is not this preposterous?
They all prefer this melancholy
literary man.

And we die for love of thee! Now is not this ridiculous,
and is not this preposterous?
They all prefer this melancholy,
Yes, we die for love of thee! melancholy literary man.
Now is not this ridiculous,
and is not this preposterous?


COLONEL.
[R.C.]
Angela! what is the meaning of this?

ANGELA.
[C.]
Oh, sir, leave us; our minds are but ill-tuned to
light love-talk.

MAJOR.
[L.C.]
But what in the world has come over you all?

JANE.
[L.C.]
Bunthorne! He has come over us. He has come among
us, and he has idealized us.

DUKE.
Has he succeeded in idealizing you?

JANE.
He has!

DUKE.
Good old Bunthorne!

JANE.
My eyes are open; I droop despairingly; I am soulfully
intense; I am limp and I cling!

[During this BUNTHORNE is seen in all the agonies of composition.
The Ladies are watching him intently as he writhes. At last
he hits on the word he wants and writes it down. A general
sense of relief
.]

BUN..
Finished! At last! Finished!

[He staggers, overcome with the mental strain,
into the arms of the COLONEL
.]

COLONEL.
Are you better now?

BUN..
Yes -- oh, it's you! -- I am better now. The poem is
finished, and my soul has gone out into it. That was all.
It was nothing worth mentioning, it occurs three times a day.

[Sees PATIENCE, who has entered during this scene.]

Ah, Patience! Dear Patience!

[Holds her hand; she seems frightened.]

ANGELA.
Will it please you read it to us, sir?

SAPHIR.
This we supplicate.

[All kneel.]

BUN..
Shall I?

DRAGOONS.
No!

BUN..
[annoyed -- to PATIENCE.]

I will read it if you bid me!

PATIENCE.
[much frightened]

You can if you like!

BUN..
It is a wild, weird, fleshy thing; yet very tender, very
yearning, very precious. It is called, "Oh, Hollow! Hollow!
Hollow!"

PATIENCE.
Is it a hunting song?

BUN..
A hunting song? No, it is not a hunting song. It is
the wail of the poet's heart on discovering that
everything is commonplace. To understand it, cling
passionately to one another and think of faint lilies.

[They do so as he recites]

"OH, HOLLOW! HOLLOW! HOLLOW!"

What time the poet hath hymned
The writhing maid, lithe-limbed,
Quivering on amaranthine asphodel,
How can he paint her woes,
Knowing, as well he knows,
That all can be set right with calomel?

When from the poet's plinth
The amorous colocynth
Yearns for the aloe, faint with rapturous thrills,
How can he hymn their throes
Knowing, as well he knows,
That they are only uncompounded pills?

Is it, and can it be,
Nature hath this decree,
Nothing poetic in the world shall dwell?
Or that in all her works
Something poetic lurks,
Even in colocynth and calomel?
I cannot tell.

[He goes off, L.U.E. All turn and watch him,
not speaking until he has gone
.]

ANGELA.
How purely fragrant!

SAPHIR.
How earnestly precious!

PATIENCE.
Well, it seems to me to be nonsense.

SAPHIR.
Nonsense, yes, perhaps -- but oh, what precious nonsense!

COLONEL.
This is all very well, but you seem to forget that you
are engaged to us.

SAPHIR.
It can never be. You are not Empyrean. You are not
Della Cruscan. You are not even Early English.
Oh, be Early English ere it is too late!

[Officers look at each other in astonishment.]

JANE.
[looking at uniform]

Red and Yellow! Primary colors! Oh,
South Kensington!

DUKE.
We didn't design our uniforms, but we don't see
how they could be improved!

JANE.
No, you wouldn't. Still, there is a cobwebby grey velvet,
with a tender bloom like cold gravy, which, made Florentine
fourteenth century, trimmed with Venetian leather and Spanish
altar lace, and surmounted with something Japanese -- it matters
not what -- would at least be Early English! Come, maidens.

[Exeunt Maidens, L.U.E., two and two, singing refrain of "Twenty
love-sick maidens we". PATIENCE goes off L. The Officers
watch the Ladies go off in astonishment
.]


[No. 4a. Twenty love-sick maidens we
(Chorus)
Maidens
]

[As the MAIDENS depart, the DRAGOONS spread across the stage.]

MAIDENS.
Twenty love-sick maidens we,
Love-sick all against our will.
Twenty years hence we shall be
Twenty love-sick maidens still!
Ah, miserie!

DUKE.
Gentlemen, this is an insult to the British uniform.

COLONEL.
A uniform that has been as successful in the courts of
Venus as on the field of Mars!


[No. 5. When I first put this uniform on
(Solo and Chorus)
Colonel and Dragoons
]

[The DRAGOONS form their original line.]

Song -- COLONEL

When I first put this uniform on,
I said, as I looked in the glass,
"It's one to a million
That any civilian
My figure and form will surpass.
Gold lace has a charm for the fair,
And I've plenty of that, and to spare,
While a lover's professions,
When uttered in Hessians,
Are eloquent ev'rywhere!"
A fact that I counted upon,
When I first put this uniform on!

[Chorus of DRAGOONS.]

By a simple coincidence, few
Could ever have counted upon,
The same thing occurred to me,
When I first put this uniform on!

COL.
I said, when I first put it on,
"It is plain to the veriest dunce,
That every beauty
Will feel it her duty
To yield to its glamour at once.
They will see that I'm freely gold-laced
In a uniform handsome and chaste"--
But the peripatetics
Of long-haired aesthetics
Are very much more to their taste--
Which I never counted upon,
When I first put this uniform on!

CHORUS.
By a simple coincidence, few
Could ever have reckoned upon,
I didn't anticipate that,
When I first put this uniform on!

[The DRAGOONS go off angrily, R.]

[Enter BUNTHORN, L.U.E., who changes his manner
and becomes intensely melodramatic
.]


[No. 6. Am I alone and unobserved?
(Recitative and Solo)
Bunthorne
]

BUN..
[Up-stage, he looks off L. and R.]

Am I alone,
And unobserved? I am!

[comes down]
Then let me own
I'm an aesthetic sham!

[and walks tragically to down-stage, C.]

This air severe
Is but a mere
Veneer!

This cynic smile
Is but a wile
Of guile!

This costume chaste
Is but good taste
Misplaced!

Let me confess!
A languid love for Lilies does not blight me!
Lank limbs and haggard cheeks do not delight me!
I do not care for dirty greens
By any means.
I do not long for all one sees
That's Japanese.
I am not fond of uttering platitudes
In stained-glass attitudes.
In short, my mediaevalism's affectation,
Born of a morbid love of admiration!

[Tiptoes up-stage, looking L. and R., and comes back down, C.]

If you're anxious for to shine in the high aesthetic line as a
man of culture rare,
You must get up all the germs of the transcendental terms, and
plant them ev'rywhere.
You must lie upon the daisies and discourse in novel phrases of
your complicated state of mind,
The meaning doesn't matter if it's only idle chatter of a
transcendental kind.

And ev'ry one will say,
As you walk your mystic way,
"If this young man expresses himself in terms too deep for me,
Why, what a very singularly deep young man this deep young man
must be!"

Be eloquent in praise of the very dull old days
which have long since passed away,
And convince 'em, if you can, that the reign of
good Queen Anne was Culture's palmiest day.
Of course you will pooh-pooh whatever's fresh and new,
and declare it's crude and mean,
For Art stopped short in the
cultivated court of the Empress Josephine.

And ev'ryone will say,
As you walk your mystic way,
"If that's not good enough for him which is good enough for me,
Why, what a very cultivated kind of youth this kind of youth must be!"

Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion
must excite your languid spleen,
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato,
or a not-too-French French bean!
Though the Philistines may jostle, you will rank as an
apostle in the high aesthetic band,
If you walk down Piccadilly with a
poppy or a lily in your medieval hand.

And ev'ryone will say,
As you walk your flow'ry way,
"If he's content with a vegetable
love which would certainly not suit me,
Why, what a most particularly pure
young man this pure young man must be!"

[At the end of his song, PATIENCE enters, L. He sees her.]

BUN..
Ah! Patience, come hither.

[She comes to him timidly.]
I am pleased with thee. The bitter-hearted one,
who finds all else hollow, is pleased with thee.
For you are not hollow. Are you?

PATIENCE.
No, thanks, I have dined; but -- I beg your pardon
-- I interrupt you.

[Turns to go; he stops her.]

BUN..
Life is made up of interruptions. The tortured soul,
yearning for solitude, writhes under them.
Oh, but my heart is a-weary! Oh, I am a cursed thing!

[She attempts to escape.]
Don't go.

PATIENCE.
Really, I'm very sorry.

BUN..
Tell me, girl, do you ever yearn?

PATIENCE.
I earn my living.

BUN..
[impatiently]
No, no! Do you know what it is to be heart-
hungry? Do you know what it is to yearn for the Indefinable, and
yet to be brought face to face, dally, with the Multiplication
Table? Do you know what it is to seek oceans and to find
puddles? That's my case. Oh, I am a cursed thing!
[She turns again.]
Don't go.

PATIENCE.
If you please, I don't understand you -- you frighten me!

BUN..
Don't be frightened -- it's only poetry.

PATIENCE.
Well, if that's poetry, I don't like poetry.

BUN..
[eagerly]
Don't you?

[aside]
Can I trust her?

[aloud]
Patience, you don't like poetry -- well, between you and me, I
don't like poetry. It's hollow, unsubstantial -- unsatisfactory.
What's the use of yearning for Elysian Fields when you know you
can't get 'em, and would only let 'em out on building leases if
you had 'em?

PATIENCE.
Sir, I--

BUN..
Patience, I have long loved you. Let me tell you a secret.
I am not as bilious as I look. If you like, I will cut my hair.
There is more innocent fun within me than a casual spectator
would imagine. You have never seen me frolicsome. Be a good
girl -- a very good girl -- and one day you shall. If you are
fond of touch-and-go jocularity -- this is the shop for it.

PATIENCE.
Sir, I will speak plainly. In the matter of love I am
untaught. I have never loved but my great-aunt.
But I am quite certain that, under any circumstances,
I couldn't possibly love you.

BUN..
Oh, you think not?

PATIENCE.
I'm quite sure of it. Quite sure. Quite.

BUN..
Very good. Life is henceforth a blank. I don't care what
becomes of me. I have only to ask that you will not abuse
my confidence; though you despise me, I am extremely
popular with the other young ladies.

PATIENCE.
I only ask that you will leave me and never
renew the subject.

BUN..
Certainly. Broken-hearted and desolate, I go.
[Goes up-stage, suddenly turns and recites.]

"Oh, to be wafted away,
From this black Aceldama of sorrow,
Where the dust of an earthy to-day
Is the earth of a dusty to-morrow!"

It is a little thing of my own. I call it "Heart Foam".
I shall not publish it. Farewell! Patience, Patience, farewell!

[Exit BUNTHORNE.]

PATIENCE.
What on earth does it all mean? Why does he love me?
Why does he expect me to love him?

[going R.]
He's not a relation! It frightens me!

[Enter ANGELA, L.]

ANGELA.
Why, Patience, what is the matter?

PATIENCE.
Lady Angela, tell me two things. Firstly, what on
earth is this love that upsets everybody; and, secondly,
how is it to be distinguished from insanity?

ANGELA.
Poor blind child! Oh, forgive her, Eros! Why, love is
of all passions the most essential! It is the embodiment of
purity, the abstraction of refinement! It is the one unselfish
emotion in this whirlpool of grasping greed!

PATIENCE.
Oh, dear, oh!

[beginning to cry]

ANGELA.
Why are you crying?

PATIENCE.
To think that I have lived all these years without
having experienced this ennobling and unselfish passion! Why,
what a wicked girl I must be! For it is unselfish, isn't it?

ANGELA.
Absolutely! Love that is tainted with selfishness is no
love. Oh, try, try, try to love! It really isn't difficult if
you give your whole mind to it.

PATIENCE.
I'll set about it at once. I won't go to bed until I'm
head over ears in love with somebody.

ANGELA.
Noble girl!
But is it possible that you have never loved anybody?

PATIENCE.
Yes, one.

ANGELA.
Ah! Whom?

PATIENCE.
My great-aunt--

ANGELA.
Great-aunts don't count.

PATIENCE.
Then there's nobody. At least -- no, nobody. Not
since I was a baby. But that doesn't count, I suppose.

ANGELA.
I don't know. Tell me about it.


[No. 7. Long years ago, fourteen maybe
(Duet)
Patience and Angela
]

PATIENCE.
[R.]
Long years ago -- fourteen, maybe,
When but a tiny babe of four,
Another baby played with me,
My elder by a year or more;

A little child of beauty rare,
With marv'lous eyes and wondrous hair,
Who, in my child-eyes, seemed to me
All that a little child should be!

[She goes to ANGELA, L.C.]

Ah, how we loved, that child and I!
How pure our baby joy!
How true our love -- and, by the bye,
He was a little boy!

ANGELA.
Ah, old, old tale of Cupid's touch!
I thought as much -- I thought as much!
He was a little boy!

PATIENCE.
Pray don't misconstrue what I say--
Remember, pray -- remember, pray,
He was a little boy!

ANGELA. No doubt! Yet, spite of all your pains,
The interesting fact remains -
He was a little boy!

BOTH.
Ah, yes, in/No doubt, yet spite of all my/your pains,
The interesting fact remains--
He was a little boy!
He was a little boy!

[Exit ANGELA, L.]

PATIENCE.
[R.C.]
It's perfectly dreadful to think of the appalling state
I must be in! I had no idea that love was a duty.
No wonder they all look so unhappy! Upon my word, I
hardly like to associate with myself. I don't think I'm
respectable. I'll go at once and fall in love with...

[As she turns to go up R., GROSVENOR enters, R.U.E.
She sees him and turns back
.]

a stranger!


[No. 8. Prithee, pretty maiden
(Duet)
Patience and Grosvenor
]

GROSVENOR.
[up-stage, R. ]
Prithee, pretty maiden -- prithee,
tell me true,
(Hey, but I'm doleful, willow willow waly!)
Have you e'er a lover a-dangling after you?
Hey willow waly O!

[coming down-stage]

I would fain discover
If you have a lover!
Hey willow waly O!

PATIENCE.
[L.]
Gentle sir, my heart is frolicsome and free--
(Hey, but he's doleful, willow willow waly!)
Nobody I care for comes a-courting me--
Hey willow waly O!
Nobody I care for
Comes a-courting -- therefore,
Hey willow waly O!

GROSVENOR.
[C.]
Prithee, pretty maiden, will you marry me?
(Hey, but I'm hopeful, willow willow waly!)
I may say, at once, I'm a man of propertee--
Hey willow waly O!
Money, I despise it;
Many people prize it,
Hey willow waly O!

PATIENCE.
Gentle Sir, although to marry I design--
(Hey, but he's hopeful, willow willow waly!)
As yet I do not know you, and so I must decline.
Hey willow waly O!
To other maidens go you--
As yet I do not know you,

BOTH.
Hey willow waly O!


GROS.
Patience! Can it be that you don't recognize me?

PATIENCE.
[down L.]

Recognize you? No, indeed I don't!

GROS.
Have fifteen years so greatly changed me?

PATIENCE.
[turning to him]

Fifteen years? What do you mean?

GROS.
Have you forgotten the friend of your youth, your
Archibald? -- your little playfellow?
Oh, Chronos, Chronos, this is too bad of you!

[Comes down, C.]

PATIENCE.
Archibald! Is it possible? Why, let me look! It is!
It is!

[takes his hands.]
It must be! Oh, how happy I am! I
thought we should never meet again! And how you've grown!

GROS.
Yes, Patience, I am much taller and much stouter than I was.

PATIENCE.
And how you've improved!

GROS.
[dropping her hands and turning]

Yes, Patience, I am very
beautiful!

[Sighs.]

PATIENCE.
But surely that doesn't make you unhappy?

GROS.
Yes, Patience. Gifted as I am with a beauty which
probably has not its rival on earth, I am, nevertheless,
utterly and completely miserable.

PATIENCE.
Oh -- but why?

GROS.
My child-love for you has never faded. Conceive, then,
the horror of my situation when I tell you that it is my hideous
destiny to be madly loved at first sight by every woman I come
across!

PATIENCE.
But why do you make yourself so picturesque? Why not
disguise yourself, disfigure yourself, anything to escape this
persecution?

GROS.
No, Patience, that may not be. These gifts -- irksome as
they are -- were given to me for the enjoyment and delectation of
my fellow-creatures. I am a trustee for Beauty, and it is my
duty to see that the conditions of my trust are faithfully
discharged.

PATIENCE.
And you, too, are a Poet?

GROS.
Yes, I am the Apostle of Simplicity. I am called
"Archibald the All-Right" -- for I am infallible!

PATIENCE.
And is it possible that you condescend to love such a
girl as I?

GROS.
Yes, Patience, is it not strange? I have loved you with a
Florentine fourteenth-century frenzy for full fifteen years!

PATIENCE.
Oh, marvelous! I have hitherto been deaf to the voice
of love. I seem now to know what love is! It has been
revealed to me -- it is Archibald Grosvenor!

GROS.
Yes, Patience, it is!

[She goes into his arms.]

PATIENCE.
[as in a trance]

We will never, never part!

GROS.
We will live and die together!

PATIENCE.
I swear it!

GROS.
We both swear it!

PATIENCE.
[recoiling from him]

But -- oh, horror!

GROS.
What's the matter?

PATIENCE.
Why, you are perfection! A source of endless ecstasy
to all who know you!

GROS.
I know I am. Well?

PATIENCE.
Then, bless my heart, there can be nothing unselfish in
loving you!

GROS.
Merciful powers! I never thought of that!

PATIENCE.
To monopolize those features on which all women love to
linger! It would be unpardonable!

GROS.
Why, so it would! Oh, fatal perfection, again you
interpose between me and my happiness!

PATIENCE.
Oh, if you were but a thought less beautiful than you are!

GROS.
Would that I were; but candour compels me to admit that
I'm not!

PATIENCE.
Our duty is clear; we must part, and for ever!

GROS.
Oh, misery! And yet I cannot question the propriety of
your decision. Farewell, Patience!

PATIENCE.
Farewell, Archibald!

[they both turn to go.]
[suddenly]
But stay!

GROS.
Yes, Patience?

PATIENCE.
Although I may not love you -- for you are perfection -
- there is nothing to prevent your loving me. I am plain,
homely, unattractive!

GROS.
Why, that's true!

PATIENCE.
The love of such a man as you for such a girl as I must
be unselfish!

GROS.
Unselfishness itself!


[No. 8a. Though to marry you would very selfish be
(Duet)
Patience and Grosvenor
]

PATIENCE.
Though to marry you would very selfish be--

GROSVENOR.
Hey, but I'm doleful -- willow willow waly!

PATIENCE.
You may, all the same, continue loving me --

GROSVENOR.
Hey willow waly O!

BOTH.
All the world ignoring,
You'll/I'll go on adoring--
Hey, willow waly O!

[They go off sadly -- PATIENCE, L., GROSVENOR, R.U.E.]


[No. 9. Let the merry cymbals sound
(Finale of Act I)
Ensemble
]

[Enter BUNTHORNE, crowned with roses and hung about with
garlands, and looking very miserable. He is led by ANGELA
and SAPHIR (each of whom holds an end of the rose-garland by
which he is bound), and accompanied by procession of
Maidens. They are dancing classically, and playing on
cymbals, double pipes, and other archaic instruments. JANE
last, with a very large pair of cymbals
.]

[The procession enters over the drawbridge, BUNTHORNE being
preceded by the Chorus. They go R. and round the stage,
ending with BUNTHORNE down L.C., with ANGELA on his R.,
SAPHIR on his L., JANE up C
.]

MAIDENS.
Let the merry cymbals sound,
Gaily pipe Pandaean pleasure,
With a Daphnephoric bound
Tread a gay but classic measure,
Tread a gay but classic measure.
Ev'ry heart with hope is beating,
For, at this exciting meeting
Fickle Fortune will decide
Who shall be our Bunthorne's bride!

Ev'ry heart with hope is beating,
For, at this exciting meeting
Fickle Fortune will decide
Who shall be our Bunthorne's bride!

Let the merry cymbals sound,
Gaily pipe Pandaean pleasure,
With a Daphnephoric bound
Tread a gay but classic, classic measure,
Tread a gay but classic, classic measure,
A classic measure.

[DRAGOONS enter down R., forming a line diagonally up to up-stage, C.]

Chorus of Dragoons

Now tell us, we pray you,
Why thus they array you--
Oh, poet, how say you--
What is it you've

[optional -- you have]
done?

Now tell us, we pray you,
Why thus they array you--
Oh, poet, how say you--
What is it you've done?
Oh, poet, how say you--
What is it you've done?

DUKE.
[C.]
Of rite sacrificial,
By sentence judicial,
This seems the initial,
Then why don't you run?

COLONEL.
[R.C.]
They cannot have led you
To hang or behead you,
Nor may they all wed you,
Unfortunate one!

DRAGOONS.
Then tell us, we pray you,
Why thus they array you--
Oh, poet, how say you--
What is it you've done?

[optional -- Enter SOLICITOR.]

BUNTHORNE.
Heart-broken at my Patience's barbarity,
By the advice of my solicitor
In aid -- in aid of a deserving charity,
I've put myself up to be raffled for!

[He introduces his solicitor.]

MAIDENS.
By the advice of his solicitor,
He's put himself up to be raffled for!

DRAGOONS.
Oh, horror! urged by his solicitor,
He's put himself up to be raffled for!

MAIDENS.
Oh, heaven's blessing on his solicitor!

DRAGOONS.
A hideous curse on his solicitor!

MAIDENS.
Oh, heaven's blessing on his solicitor!

DRAGOONS.
A hideous curse on his solicitor!

MAIDENS.
A blessing on his solicitor!

DRAGOONS.
A curse, a curse on his
solicitor!

[The SOLICITOR, horrified at the Dragoons' curse, rushes off, L.]

COLONEL.
[R.C. BUNTHORNE up L., surrounded by the Ladies.]

Stay, we implore you,
Before our hopes are blighted;
You see before you
The men to whom you're plighted!

DRAGOONS.
Stay, we implore you,
For we adore you;
To us you're plighted
To be united--
Stay, we implore you, we implore you!

DUKE.
[C.]
Your maiden hearts, ah, do not steel
To pity's eloquent appeal,
Such conduct British soldiers feel.
[Aside ]
Sigh, sigh, all sigh!
[They all sigh.]

To foeman's steel we rarely see
A British soldier bend the knee,
Yet, one and all, they kneel to ye--

[Aside ]
Kneel, kneel, all kneel!

[They all kneel.]

Our soldiers very seldom cry,
And yet -- I need not tell you why--
A tear-drop dews each martial eye!

[Aside ]
Weep, weep, all weep!

[They all weep.]

MAIDENS & DRAGOONS.
Our/We soldiers very seldom cry,
And yet -- they/we need not tell us/you why--


ABOVE & DUKE.
A tear-drop dews each eye/martial eye!
Weep, weep, all weep!

[The Solicitor re-enters]

BUNTHORNE.
[coming briskly forward, L.C.]

Come, walk up, and purchase with avidity,
Overcome your diffidence and natural timidity,
Tickets for the raffle should be purchased with avidity,
Put in half a guinea and a husband you may gain--
Such a judge of blue-and-white and other kinds of pottery--
From early Oriental down to modern terra-cottary--
Put in half a guinea -- you may draw him in a lottery--
Such an opportunity may not occur again.

MAIDENS.
Such a judge of blue-and-white and other kinds of pottery--
From early Oriental down to modern terra cottary--
Put in half a guinea -- you may draw him in a lottery--
Such an opportunity may not occur again.

[MAIDENS crowd up to purchase tickets.
DRAGOONS dance in single file round stage,
to express their indifference
.]

DRAGOONS.
We've been thrown over, we're aware
But we don't care -- but we don't care!
There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it,
As good as ever came out of it,
And some day we shall get our share,
So we don't care -- so we don't care!

[During this the GIRLS have been buying tickets,
the Solicitor officiating. At last JANE presents
herself. BUNTHORNE looks at her with aversion
.]

BUNTHORNE.
And are you going a ticket for to buy?

JANE.
[surprised]

Most certainly I am; why shouldn't I?

BUNTHORNE.
[aside]

Oh, Fortune, this is hard!

[aloud]
Blindfold your eyes;
Two minutes will decide who wins the prize!
[GIRLS blindfold themselves.]


Chorus of MAIDENS.
Oh, Fortune, to my aching heart be kind;
Like us, thou art blindfolded, but not blind!
Just raise your bandage, thus,

[Each uncovers one eye.]
that you may see,
And give the prize, and give the prize to me!

[They cover their eyes again.]

BUNTHORNE.
Come, Lady Jane, I pray you draw the first!

JANE.
[joyfully]

He loves me best!

BUNTHORNE.
[aside]

I want to know the worst!

[JANE puts her hand in bag to draw ticket.
PATIENCE enters and prevents her
.]

PATIENCE.
Hold! Stay your hand!

ALL
[uncovering their eyes]
What means this interference?
Of this bold girl I pray you make a clearance!

JANE.
Away with you, away with you, and to your milk-pails go!

BUNTHORNE.
[suddenly]

She wants a ticket! Take a dozen!

PATIENCE.
No! If there be pardon in your breast
For this poor penitent,
Who with remorseful thought opprest,
Sincerely doth repent;
If you, with one so lowly, still
Desire to be allied,
Then you may take me, if you will,
For I will be your bride!

[She kneels to Bunthorne.]

CHORUS.
Oh, shameless one!
Oh, bold-faced thing!
Away you run--
Go, take your wing,
Oh, shameless one!
Oh, bold-faced thing!
Away you run--
Go, take your wing,
You shameless one!
You bold-faced thing!

[Bunthorne raises her.]

BUNTHORNE.
How strong is love! For many and many a week,
She's loved me fondly, and has feared to speak
But Nature, for restraint too mighty far,
Has burst the bonds of Art -- and here we are!

PATIENCE.
No, Mister Bunthorne, no -- you're wrong again;
Permit me -- I'll endeavour to explain!

True love must single-hearted be--

BUNTHORNE.
Exactly so!

PATIENCE.
From ev'ry selfish fancy free--

BUNTHORNE.
Exactly so!

PATIENCE.
No idle thought of gain or joy
A maiden's fancy should employ--
True love must be without alloy,
True love must be without alloy.

MEN.
Exactly so!

PATIENCE.
Imposture to contempt must lead--

COLONEL.
Exactly so!

PATIENCE.
Blind vanity's dissension's seed--

MAJOR.
Exactly so!

PATIENCE.
It follows, then, a maiden who
Devotes herself to loving you
Is prompted by no selfish view,
Is prompted by no selfish view!

MEN.
Exactly so!

SAPHIR.
[coming L. of BUNTHORNE.]

Are you resolved to wed this shameless one?

ANGELA.
[coming R. of BUNTHORNE.]

Is there no chance for any other?

BUNTHORNE.
[decisively]

None!
[Embraces PATIENCE]


[Exit PATIENCE and BUNTHORNE, L. ANGELA, SAPHIR, and ELLA
take COLONEL, DUKE, and MAJOR down, while GIRLS gaze fondly
at other Officers
.]


SEXTET
(ELLA, SAPHIR, ANGELA, DUKE, MAJOR, COLONEL)

I hear the soft note of the echoing voice
Of an old, old love, long dead--
It whispers my sorrowing heart "rejoice"--
For the last sad tear is shed--
The pain that is all but a pleasure will change
For the pleasure that's all but pain,
And never, oh never, this heart will range
From that old, old love again!
[GIRLS embrace OFFICERS]

CHORUS.
Yes, the pain that is all but a pleasure will change
For the pleasure that's all but pain,
And never, oh never, our hearts will range
From that old, old love again!


DUKE. CHORUS.

Oh, never, oh never Oh, never, oh never
our hearts will range our hearts, our hearts
will range
From that old, old love again!

SEXTET CHORUS.

Oh, never, oh never, Oh, never, oh never our hearts,
our hearts will range Oh, never, our hearts will range
From that old, old From that old, old love
love again! again!


[The GIRLS embrace the Officers.
Re-enter PATIENCE and BUNTHORNE. L
.]

[As the DRAGOONS and GIRLS are embracing, enter GROSVENOR,
R.U.E., reading. He takes no notice of them, but comes
slowly down, still reading. The GIRLS are all strangely
fascinated by him. The Chorus divides, L. & R., and the
GIRLS are held back by the DRAGOONS, as they attempt
to throw themselves at GROSVENOR. Fury of BUNTHORNE, who
recognizes a rival
.]

ANGELA.
[R.C.]
But who is this, whose god-like grace
Proclaims he comes of noble race?
And who is this, whose manly face
Bears sorrow's interesting trace?

CHORUS.
Yes, who is this, whose god-like grace
Proclaims he comes of noble race?

GROSVENOR.
[C.]
I am a broken-hearted troubadour,
Whose mind's aesthetic and whose tastes are pure!

ANGELA.
Aesthetic! He is aesthetic!

GROSVENOR.
Yes, yes -- I am aesthetic
And poetic!

MAIDENS.
Then, we love you!

[They break away from the DRAGOONS, and kneel to GROSVENOR.]

DRAGOONS.
They love him! Horror!
BUNTHORNE and PATIENCE
They love him! Horror!

GROSVENOR.
They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!


ENSEMBLE
[all parts sung at the same time]

PATIENCE DUKE

List, Reginald, while I confess My jealousy I can't
express,
A love that's all unselfishness, Their love they openly
confess;
That it's unselfish, goodness knows, His shell-like ears he
does not close
You won't dispute it, I suppose! To their recital of
their woes.


ELLA, SAPHIR, ANGELA, JANE CHORUS

Oh, list while we a love confess Oh, list while we/they a
love confess
That words imperfectly express.
Those shell-like ears, ah, That words imperfectly
do not close express.
To blighted love's distracting woes!


ENSEMBLE
[all parts sung at the same time]

MAJOR, COLONEL & BUNTHORNE GROSVENOR

My jealousy I can't express, Again my cursed comeliness
Their love they openly confess! Spreads hopeless
anguish and
distress,
Their love they openly confess, Spreads hopeless anguish
and
confess! distress, distress!


MAIDENS. DRAGOONS.

Yes, those shell-like ears, ah, do Yes, his shell-like ears
not close he does not close
To blighted love's distracting To their recital of their
woes!
woes!
To blighted love's distracting woes, To their recital of their
woes,
their woes! their woes!


ENSEMBLE

[all parts sung at the same time]

PATIENCE. DUKE.
Ah! Ah!

And I shall love you, I shall love. His shell-like ears he
does not close
Your ears, ah, do not close! To love's distracting
woes!
Thy shell-like ears, ah, do not Now is not this
close
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting woes! A thorough-paced
absurdity,
explain it if you
can!
Thy shell-like ears, ah, do not Now is not this
close
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting A thorough-paced
woes!
absurdity,
explain it if you
can!
To love's, to love's distracting Explain, explain it if
woes!
can! love's woes! you can!

ELLA, SAPHIR, ANGELA, JANE MAIDENS

Oh, list while we our love confess Oh, list while we a love
confess
That words imperfectly express. That words imperfectly
express.
Thy shell-like ears, ah, do not Those shell-like ears, ah,
close
do not
close
To love's distracting woes! To love's distracting
woes!
Thy shell-like ears, ah, do not Those shell-like ears, ah,
close
do not
close
To blighted love's distracting To blighted love's
woes!
distracting
woes!
Thy shell-like ears, ah, do Those shell-like ears, ah,
not close
do not
close
To blighted love's distracting To blighted love's
woes!
distracting
woes!
To love's, to love's distracting To love's, to love's
woes!
distracting
love's woes woes! love's woes!


BUNTHORNE MAJOR and COLONEL

My jealousy I can't express, My jealousy I can't
express,
Their love they openly confess. Their love they
openly confess.
His shell-like ears he does not His shell-like ears he
close
does not close
To love's distracting woes! To love's distracting
woes!
His shell-like ears he does not Now is not this
close
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting A thorough-paced
absurdity,
woes! explain it if you
can!
His shell-like ears he does not Now is not this
close
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting A thorough-paced
absurdity,
woes! explain it if you
can!
To love's, to love's distracting Explain, explain it if you
woes!
can!
love's woes! you can!


GROSVENOR. MALE CHORUS.

Again my cursed comeliness Oh, list while they a love
confess
Spreads hopeless anguish and That words
imperfectly express.
distress;
Thine ears, oh,Fortune,do not close His shell-like ears He
does not close
To love's distracting woes! To love's distracting
woes!
My shell-like ears I can not close Now is not this
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting A thorough-paced
absurdity,
woes! explain it if you
can!
My shell-like ears I can not close Now is not this
ridiculous,
and is not this
preposterous?
To blighted love's distracting A thorough-paced
absurdity,
woes! explain it if you
can!
To love's, to love's Explain, explain it if you!
distracting woes!
love's woes! you can!

[GROSVENOR makes a wild effort to escape up-stage;
the GIRLS drag him back and kneel as the curtain falls
.] _

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