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_ ACT IV. SCENE VII.
London. Smithfield.
[Alarums. MATTHEW GOFFE is slain, and all the rest.
Then enter JACK CADE, with his company.]
CADE.
So, sirs.--Now go some and pull down the Savoy; others
to the inns of court; down with them all.
DICK.
I have a suit unto your lordship.
CADE.
Be it a lordship, thou shalt have it for that word.
DICK.
Only that the laws of England may come out of
your mouth.
HOLLAND.
[Aside.]
Mass, 't will be sore law, then; for he
was thrust in the mouth with a spear, and 't is not whole yet.
SMITH.
[Aside.]
Nay, John, it will be stinking law, for his
breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.
CADE.
I have thought upon it, it shall be so. Away, burn
all the records of the realm. My mouth shall be
the parliament of England.
HOLLAND.
[Aside.]
Then we are like to have biting statutes,
unless his teeth be pulled out.
CADE.
And henceforward all things shall be in common.
[Enter a Messenger.]
MESSENGER.
My lord, a prize, a prize! here's the Lord
Say, which sold the towns in France; he that made us pay
one and twenty fifteens, and one shilling to the pound, the
last subsidy.
[Enter GEOGE BEVIS, with the LORD SAY.]
CADE.
Well, he shall be beheaded for it ten times.--Ah, thou say,
thou serge, nay, thou buckram lord! now art thou within point-
blank of our jurisdiction regal. What canst thou answer to my
majesty for giving up of Normandy unto Mounsieur Basimecu, the
dauphin of France? Be it known unto thee by these presence, even
the presence of Lord Mortimer, that I am the besom that must
sweep the court clean of such filth as thou art. Thou hast most
traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a
grammar school; and whereas, before, our forefathers had no other
books but the score and the tally, thou hast caused printing to
be used, and, contrary to the king, his crown, and dignity, thou
hast built a paper-mill. It will be proved to thy face that thou
hast men about thee that usually talk of a noun and a verb, and
such abominable words as no Christian ear can endure to hear.
Thou hast appointed justices of peace, to call poor men before
them about matters they were not able to answer. Moreover, thou
hast put them in prison, and because they could not read, thou
hast hanged them; when, indeed, only for that cause they have
been most worthy to live. Thou dost ride in a foot-cloth, dost
thou not?
SAY.
What of that?
CADE.
Marry, thou oughtest not to let thy horse wear a cloak
when honester men than thou go in their hose and doublets.
DICK.
And work in their shirt too; as myself, for example, that
am a butcher.
SAY.
You men of Kent,--
DICK.
What say you of Kent?
SAY.
Nothing but this; 't is 'bona terra, mala gens.'
CADE.
Away with him, away with him! he speaks Latin.
SAY.
Hear me but speak, and bear me where you will.
Kent, in the Commentaries Caesar writ,
Is term'd the civil'st place of all this isle.
Sweet is the country, because full of riches;
The people liberal, valiant, active, wealthy;
Which makes me hope you are not void of pity.
I sold not Maine, I lost not Normandy,
Yet, to recover them, would lose my life.
Justice with favour have I always done;
Prayers and tears have mov'd me, gifts could never.
When have I aught exacted at your hands
But to maintain the king, the realm, and you?
Large gifts have I bestow'd on learned clerks,
Because my book preferr'd me to the king;
And seeing ignorance is the curse of God,
Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven,
Unless you be possess'd with devilish spirits,
You cannot but forbear to murther me.
This tongue hath parley'd unto foreign kings
For your behoof,--
CADE.
Tut, when struck'st thou one blow in the field?
SAY.
Great men have reaching hands; oft have I struck
Those that I never saw, and struck them dead.
GEORGE.
O monstrous coward! what, to come behind folks?
SAY.
These cheeks are pale for watching for your good.
CADE.
Give him a box o' the ear, and that will make 'em red
again.
SAY.
Long sitting to determine poor men's causes
Hath made me full of sickness and diseases.
CADE.
Ye shall have a hempen caudle then, and the help of
hatchet.
DICK.
Why dost thou quiver, man?
SAY.
The palsy, and not fear, provokes me.
CADE.
Nay, he nods at us, as who should say, I'll be even with
you. I'll see if his head will stand steadier on a pole or
no. Take him away, and behead him.
SAY.
Tell me wherein have I offended most?
Have I affected wealth or honour? speak.
Are my chests fill'd up with extorted gold?
Is my apparel sumptuous to behold?
Whom have I injur'd, that ye seek my death?
These hands are free from guiltless bloodshedding,
This breast from harbouring foul deceitful thoughts.
O, let me live!
CADE.
[Aside.]
I feel remorse in myself with his words, but I'll bridle
it; he shall die, an it be but for pleading so well for his life.--
Away with him! he has a familiar under his tongue; he speaks not
o' God's name. Go, take him away, I say, and strike off his head
presently; and then break into his son-in-law's house, Sir James
Cromer, and strike off his head, and bring them both upon two
poles hither.
ALL.
It shall be done.
SAY.
Ah, countrymen! if when you make your prayers,
God should be so obdurate as yourselves,
How would it fare with your departed souls?
And therefore yet relent, and save my life.
CADE.
Away with him! and do as I command ye.--[Exeunt some with
Lord Say.] The proudest peer in the realm shall not
wear a head on his shoulders unless he pay me tribute; there
shall not a maid be married but she shall pay to me her
maidenhead ere they have it. Men shall hold of me in capite;
and we charge and command that their wives be as free as
heart can wish or tongue can tell.
DICK.
My lord, when shall we go to Cheapside, and take up
commodities upon our bills?
CADE.
Marry, presently.
ALL.
O, brave!
[Re-enter one with the heads.]
CADE.
But is not this braver? Let them kiss one another,
for they loved well when they were alive. Now part them again,
lest they consult about the giving up of some more towns in
France.--Soldiers, defer the spoil of the city until night; for
with these borne before us, instead of maces will we ride
through the streets, and at every corner have them kiss.--Away!
[Exeunt.] _
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