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_ ACT V SCENE V
Westminster. Near the Abbey
[Enter GROOMS, strewing rushes]
FIRST GROOM.
More rushes, more rushes!
SECOND GROOM.
The trumpets have sounded twice.
THIRD GROOM.
'Twill be two o'clock ere they come from the
coronation. Dispatch, dispatch.
[Exeunt]
[ Trumpets sound, and the KING and his train pass
over the stage. After them enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW,
PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and page]
FALSTAFF.
Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow; I will make the
King do you grace. I will leer upon him, as 'a comes by; and
do but mark the countenance that he will give me.
PISTOL.
God bless thy lungs, good knight!
FALSTAFF.
Come here, Pistol; stand behind me.
[To SHALLOW]
O, if I had had to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed
the thousand pound I borrowed of you. But 'tis no matter; this
poor show doth better; this doth infer the zeal I had to see him.
SHALLOW.
It doth so.
FALSTAFF.
It shows my earnestness of affection-
SHALLOW.
It doth so.
FALSTAFF.
My devotion--
SHALLOW.
It doth, it doth, it doth.
FALSTAFF.
As it were, to ride day and night; and not to
deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience to shift me--
SHALLOW.
It is best, certain.
FALSTAFF.
But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with
desire to see him; thinking of nothing else, putting all
affairs else in oblivion, as if there were nothing else to be done
but to see him.
PISTOL.
'Tis 'semper idem' for 'obsque hoc nihil est.' 'Tis all
in every part.
SHALLOW.
'Tis so, indeed.
PISTOL.
My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver
And make thee rage.
Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts,
Is in base durance and contagious prison;
Hal'd thither
By most mechanical and dirty hand.
Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto's snake,
For Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.
FALSTAFF.
I will deliver her.
[Shouts,within, and the trumpets sound]
PISTOL.
There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.
[Enter the KING and his train, the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE among them]
FALSTAFF.
God save thy Grace, King Hal; my royal Hal!
PISTOL.
The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!
FALSTAFF.
God save thee, my sweet boy!
KING.
My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man.
CHIEF JUSTICE.
Have you your wits? Know you what 'tis you speak?
FALSTAFF.
My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!
KING.
I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers.
How ill white hairs become a fool and jester!
I have long dreamt of such a kind of man,
So surfeit-swell'd, so old, and so profane;
But being awak'd, I do despise my dream.
Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace;
Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape
For thee thrice wider than for other men--
Reply not to me with a fool-born jest;
Presume not that I am the thing I was,
For God doth know, so shall the world perceive,
That I have turn'd away my former self;
So will I those that kept me company.
When thou dost hear I am as I have been,
Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast,
The tutor and the feeder of my riots.
Till then I banish thee, on pain of death,
As I have done the rest of my misleaders,
Not to come near our person by ten mile.
For competence of life I will allow you,
That lack of means enforce you not to evils;
And, as we hear you do reform yourselves,
We will, according to your strengths and qualities,
Give you advancement. Be it your charge, my lord,
To see perform'd the tenour of our word.
Set on.
[Exeunt the KING and his train]
FALSTAFF.
Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pounds.
SHALLOW.
Yea, marry, Sir John; which I beseech you to let me
have home with me.
FALSTAFF.
That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you grieve
at this; I shall be sent for in private to him. Look you, he
must seem thus to the world. Fear not your advancements; I will be
the man yet that shall make you great.
SHALLOW.
I cannot perceive how, unless you give me your doublet,
and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good Sir John,
let me have five hundred of my thousand.
FALSTAFF.
Sir, I will be as good as my word. This that you
heard was but a colour.
SHALLOW.
A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John.
FALSTAFF.
Fear no colours; go with me to dinner. Come, Lieutenant
Pistol; come, Bardolph. I shall be sent for soon at night.
[Re-enter PRINCE JOHN, the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE, with officers ]
CHIEF JUSTICE.
Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet;
Take all his company along with him.
FALSTAFF.
My lord, my lord--
CHIEF JUSTICE.
I cannot now speak. I will hear you soon.
Take them away.
PISTOL.
Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta.
[Exeunt all but PRINCE JOHN and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE]
PRINCE JOHN.
I like this fair proceeding of the King's.
He hath intent his wonted followers
Shall all be very well provided for;
But all are banish'd till their conversations
Appear more wise and modest to the world.
CHIEF JUSTICE.
And so they are.
PRINCE JOHN.
The King hath call'd his parliament, my lord.
CHIEF JUSTICE.
He hath.
PRINCE JOHN.
I will lay odds that, ere this year expire,
We bear our civil swords and native fire
As far as France. I heard a bird so sing,
Whose music, to my thinking, pleas'd the King.
Come, will you hence?
[Exeunt.] _
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