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The Adventures of Sally, a fiction by P G Wodehouse |
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CHAPTER IX - GINGER BECOMES A RIGHT-HAND MAN |
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_ It was not till she saw him actually standing there before her with his hair rumpled and a large smut on the tip of his nose, that Sally really understood how profoundly troubled she had been about this young man, and how vivid had been that vision of him bobbing about on the waters of the Thames, a cold and unappreciated corpse. She was a girl of keen imagination, and she had allowed her imagination to riot unchecked. Astonishment, therefore, at the extraordinary fact of his being there was for the moment thrust aside by relief. Never before in her life had she experienced such an overwhelming rush of exhilaration. She flung herself into a chair and burst into a screech of laughter which even to her own ears sounded strange. It struck Ginger as hysterical. "I say, you know!" said Ginger, as the merriment showed no signs of Sally sat up, gurgling, and wiped her eyes. "Oh, I am glad to see you," she gasped. "No, really?" said Ginger, gratified. "That's fine." It occurred to him "Don't mention it. I ought not to have disturbed you. You were having "It was like this..." "Of course, if you're wearing it for ornament, as a sort of "Oh, my aunt! Not really?" "Now would I deceive you on an important point like that?" "Do you mind if I have a look in the glass?" "Certainly, if you can stand it." Ginger moved hurriedly to the dressing-table. "You're perfectly right," he announced, applying his handkerchief. "I thought I was. I'm very quick at noticing things." "My hair's a bit rumpled, too." "Very much so." "You take my tis," said Ginger, earnestly, "and never lie about under "That reminds me. You won't be offended if I asked you something?" "No, no. Go ahead." "It's rather an impertinent question. You may resent it." "No, no." "Well, then, what were you doing under my bed?" "Oh, under your bed?" "Yes. Under my bed. This. It's a bed, you know. Mine. My bed. You "I was hiding." "Playing hide-and-seek? That explains it." "Mrs. What's-her-name--Beecher--Meecher--was after me. Sally shook her head disapprovingly. "You mustn't encourage Mrs. Meecher in these childish pastimes. It Ginger passed an agitated hand over his forehead. "It's like this..." "I hate to keep criticizing your appearance," said Sally, "and Ginger inspected them. "They are!" "Why not make a really good job of it and have a wash?" "Do you mind?" "I'd prefer it." "Thanks awfully. I mean to say it's your basin, you know, and all that. "Oh, no." "Touching the matter of soap..." "Use mine. We Americans are famous for our hospitality." "Thanks awfully." "The towel is on your right." "Thanks awfully." "And I've a clothes brush in my bag." "Thanks awfully." Splashing followed like a sea-lion taking a dip. "Now, then," said A careworn, almost hunted look came into Ginger's face. "I say, you "Toto?" "Toto. You know," said Ginger, with a strong sense of injury, "no dog's "Why couldn't you have refused in a firm but gentlemanly manner to take "Ah! There you rather touch the spot. You see, the fact of the matter "But how can you be behind with the rent? I only left here the Saturday "I've been here just a week. That's the week I'm behind with." "But why? You were a millionaire when I left you at Roville." "Well, the fact of the matter is, I went back to the tables that night "What made you come to America at all?" said Sally, asking the question One of his familiar blushes raced over Ginger's face. "Oh, I thought I "Have you managed to find any of the opportunities yet?" "Well, I have got a job of sorts, I'm a waiter at a rummy little place "Oh, Ginger! You oughtn't to be a waiter!" "That's what the boss seems to think." "I mean, you ought to be doing something ever so much better." "But what? You've no notion how well all these blighters here seem to be Sally reflected. "I know!" "What?" "I'll make Fillmore give you a job. I wonder I didn't think of it "Fillmore?" "My brother. Yes, he'll be able to use you." "What as?" Sally considered. "As a--as a--oh, as his right-hand man." "Does he want a right-hand man?" "Sure to. He's a young fellow trying to get along. Sure to want a "'M yes," said Ginger reflectively. "Of course, I've never been a "Oh, you'd pick it up. I'll take you round to him now. He's staying at "There's just one thing," said Ginger. "What's that?" "I might make a hash of it." "Heavens, Ginger! There must be something in this world that you "Right ho." Ginger took a step towards the door, then paused, rigid, with one leg in "Don't be such a coward," said Sally, severely. "Yes, but..." "How much do you owe Mrs. Meecher?" "Round about twelve dollars, I think it is." "I'll pay her." Ginger flushed awkwardly. "No, I'm hanged if you will! I mean," he stammered, "it's frightfully Sally did not press the point. She liked him the better for a rugged "Very well," she said. "Have it your own way. Proud. That's me all "Awfully sorry, but, honestly, that woolly dog..." "Never mind the dog. I'll see you through." They came out into the passage almost on top of Toto, who was stalking "Mister Kemp! I been looking for you." Sally intervened brightly. "Oh, Mrs. Meecher," she said, shepherding her young charge through the "Toto..." "Dear little thing! You ought to take him for a walk," said Sally. She passed on down the stairs, leaving Mrs. Meecher dissatisfied but "You know, you're wonderful!" he said, regarding Sally with unconcealed She accepted the compliment composedly. "Now we'll go and hunt up Fillmore," she said. "But there's no need to "No, I've--er--rather lost touch with the Family." "So I gathered from Mr. Carmyle. And I feel hideously responsible. It "Oh, no." "Of course it was. I made you what you are to-day--I hope I'm "Donald. Yes, we did have a bit of a scrap, as a matter of fact. He "Noble fellow!" "Scrymgeour?" "No, silly! You." "Oh, ah!" Ginger blushed. "And then there was all that about the soup, "How do you mean, 'all that about the soup'? What about the soup? What "Well, things sort of hotted up a bit when the soup arrived." "I don't understand." "I mean, the trouble seemed to start, as it were, when the waiter had "I know mulligatawny is a thick soup. Yes?" "Well, my old uncle--I'm not blaming him, don't you know--more his "What books?" "Bruce said he wanted to send you some books. That was why I gave him "He never sent me any books." "Well, he said he was going to, and I had to tell him where to send Sally walked on, a little thoughtfully. She was not a vain girl, but it "Go on telling me about your uncle," she said. "Well, there's not much more to tell. I'd happened to get that wireless Sally listened to this saga breathlessly. More than ever did she feel "We'll go to the Astor now," she said, "and I'll introduce you to "It's awfully good of you to bother about me." "Ginger," said Sally, "I regard you as a grandson. Hail that cab, will |