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ACT III - SCENE I |
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_ Six and a half years later. Al Shaldomir. A room in the palace. MIRALDA reclines on a heap of cushions, Bazzalol and Thoothoobaba fan them. OMAR [declaiming to a zither] Al Shaldomir, Al Shaldomir, MIRALDA Go now, Omar. OMAR O lady, I depart. MIRALDA [languidly] John, John. I wish you'd marry me. JOHN Miralda, you're thinking of those old MIRALDA I had a fancy that I wished you would. JOHN What's the good of it? You know you are MIRALDA We could find one, John. JOHN O, yes, I suppose we could, but . . . MIRALDA Why won't you? JOHN I told you why. O, yes, that instinct that you must not Yes, it is. MIRALDA It's a silly reason. It's a crazy reason. JOHN No, there isn't. But I feel that in my MIRALDA So I must live as your slave. JOHN No, no, Miralda. My dear, you are not my MIRALDA They do not know at home. JOHN Home? Home? How could they know? MIRALDA I want to be crowned queen. JOHN But I am not a king. I am only Shereef. MIRALDA You are all-powerful here, John, you can do JOHN Miralda, you know I love you. Didn't MIRALDA Yes, but you don't love me now. JOHN And Hussein's people killed ARCHIE. That MIRALDA But you don't love me now. JOHN Yes, I do. I love you as the dawn loves MIRALDA Then why won't you marry me? JOHN I told you, I told you. I had a dream about MIRALDA Don't be crazy. JOHN I will have what fancies I please, crazy or MIRALDA I will be crowned queen. JOHN It is not my wish. MIRALDA I will, I will, I will. JOHN Drive me not to anger. If I have you cast MIRALDA I will be crowned queen. JOHN O, do not be tiresome. MIRALDA Was it not my money that brought you JOHN I don't know, Miralda. MIRALDA Catching some silly train to the City. JOHN Is it not enough that you are my beloved? MIRALDA It is not enough. I will be queen. JOHN Tchah! . . . Miralda, I know you are a MIRALDA Is it a petty whim to wish to be a queen? JOHN Yes, when it is only the name you want. MIRALDA I want to be queen. JOHN Oh-h! I will leave you. I have more to do [He rises.] MIRALDA Will you be back soon? JOHN No. MIRALDA When will you come back, John? [She is reclining, looking fair, fanning JOHN In half an hour. MIRALDA In half an hour? JOHN Yes. [Exit.] MIRALDA Half an hour. [Her fan is laid down. She clutches Enter the Vizier, HAFIZ EL ALCOLAHN] HAFIZ Lady! You bade me come. MIRALDA Did I, Hafiz? HAFIZ Lady, your fan. MIRALDA Ah, I was fanning myself. HAFIZ Seven times, lady. MIRALDA Ah, was it? Well, now you're here. HAFIZ Lady, O star of these times. O light over MIRALDA For half an hour, Hafiz. HAFIZ How know you for half an hour? MIRALDA He said so. HAFIZ He said so? Then is the time to fear, if a MIRALDA I know him. In our country who knows any man so MIRALDA He'll be away for half an hour. HAFIZ [embracing] O, exquisite lily of unattainable mountains. MIRALDA Ah, Hafiz, would you do a little thing for HAFIZ I would do all things, lady, O evening MIRANDA Would you make me a queen, Hafiz? HAFIZ If--if the Shereef were gathered? MIRALDA Even so, Hafiz. HAFIZ Lady, I would make you queen of all that MIRANDA You would make me queen? HAFIZ Indeed, before all my wives, before all MIRALDA O, well, Hafiz; then you may kiss me. Hafiz, the Shereef has irked me. HAFIZ Lady, O singing star, to all men is the hour. MIRALDA The appointed hour? HAFIZ Even the appointed hour, the last, leading MIRALDA Is it written, think you, that the Shereef's HAFIZ Lady, O dawn's delight, let there be a MIRALDA There shall be a banquet, Hafiz. HAFIZ Soon, O lady. Let it be soon, sole lily of MIRALDA It shall be soon, Hafiz. HAFIZ And above all, O lady, bid Daoud, the son MIRALDA He shall be bidden, Hafiz. HAFIZ O lady, it is well. MIRALDA Go now, Hafiz. HAFIZ Lady, I go [giving a bag of gold to BAZZALOL]. BAZZALOL [kneeling] O, master! HAFIZ Let the tomb speak; let the stars cry out; BAZZALOL Aye, master. HAFIZ [to THOOTHOOBABA] And you. Though this one speak, yet be [He drops a bag of gold. THOOTHOOBABA Master, I speak not. Oh-h-h. [Exit HAFIZ. MIRALDA arranges herself on the MIRALDA A queen. I shall look sweet as a queen. [Enter JOHN. She rises to greet him Enter DAOUD.] Oh, you have brought Daoud with you. JOHN Why not? MIRALDA You know that I don't like Daoud. JOHN I wish to speak with him. [MIRALDA looks straight at JOHN and JOHN Daoud. DAOUD Great master. JOHN Daoud, one day in spring, in the cemetery DAOUD Great master, even so I swore. JOHN . . . . to be true to me always. DAOUD There is no Shereef but my master. JOHN Daoud, you have kept your word. DAOUD I have sought to, master. JOHN You have helped me often, Daoud, warned DAOUD Not in the East, master. JOHN Not in the East, Daoud? DAOUD No, master. JOHN Why? What do you mean? DAOUD In Western countries, master, whose tales JOHN Well, doesn't it in the East? DAOUD Not if he does not watch, master; in the JOHN I thought you had pretty long dynasties DAOUD Master, he that was mightiest of those that JOHN Did he really now? Well, he was taking no DAOUD No, master. Such boats are never used. JOHN I shouldn't like to have to live like that. DAOUD No, master. JOHN Well, what is it you are worrying about? DAOUD Hafiz el Alcolahn. JOHN O, Hafiz. I have no fears of Hafiz. Lately DAOUD Because, most excellent master, you slew JOHN Slew Hussein? What is that to do with DAOUD Even so, master. Even so. But he was JOHN His enemy, eh? DAOUD For years he had dreamed of the joy of JOHN Well, he should have done it before I came. DAOUD Even so, master. Hafiz had laid his plans JOHN Well, so you fear Hafiz? DAOUD Not for himself, master. Nay, I fear not JOHN Well? DAOUD Master, it is all silent in the market. Once, JOHN I see, you fear some danger. DAOUD I fear it, master. JOHN What danger, Daoud? DAOUD Master, I know not. JOHN From what quarter, Daoud? DAOUD O master, O sole Lord of Al Shaldomir, JOHN That quarter? Why, that is the gracious DAOUD From that quarter, great master, O Lord JOHN Daoud, I have cast men into prison for DAOUD Slay me, master, but hear my words. JOHN I will not slay you. You are mistaken, DAOUD Even so, master. JOHN Why should they rebel, then? DAOUD They think of the old times, master. JOHN The old times? Why, their lives weren't DAOUD Master, men were content in the old times. But were the merchants content? DAOUD Those that loved merchandise were JOHN DAOUD They soon recovered their losses, master. JOHN And were the people content with unjust DAOUD Some were, master, as men have to be in JOHN I see. DAOUD But now, master, a man robs a merchant JOHN I see. They don't like good government? DAOUD They sigh for the old times, master. JOHN I see; I see. In spite of all I have done for DAOUD It is the old way, master. JOHN Yes, yes. And so they would rebel. Well, DAOUD I am mistaken, master. Indeed, I am JOHN Well, I will watch. DAOUD And, master, if ever I come to you bearing JOHN Through the room beyond the banquet DAOUD Aye, master, following me. JOHN But there is no door beyond, Daoud. DAOUD Master, I have prepared a door. JOHN A door, Daoud? DAOUD A door none wots of, master. JOHN Whither does it lead? DAOUD To a room that you know not of, a little JOHN O, and then? To the river, master. JOHN The river! But there's no boat there. DAOUD Under the golden willow, master. JOHN A boat? DAOUD Even so, under the branches. JOHN Is it come to that? . . . No, Daoud, all DAOUD If ever I come before you bearing two oars, JOHN But you will not come. It will never come DAOUD No, master. JOHN A wise man can stop things before they DAOUD They that were kings in Babylon were wise JOHN Babylon! But that was thousands of DAOUD Man changes not, master. JOHN Well, Daoud, I will trust you, and if it [Enter MIRALDA.] MIRALDA I thought Daoud was gone. DAOUD Even now I go, gracious lady. [Exit DAOUD. Rather strained silence MIRALDA You had a long talk with Daoud. JOHN Yes, he came and talked a good deal. MIRALDA What about? JOHN O, just talk; you know these Eastern MIRALDA I thought it was something you were JOHN O, no. MIRALDA Some important secret. JOHN No, not at all. MIRALDA You often talk with Daoud. JOHN Yes, he is useful to me. When he talks MIRALDA What did he come for to-day? JOHN O, nothing. MIRALDA You have a secret with Daoud that you JOHN No, I have not. MIRALDA What was it he said? JOHN He said there was a king in Babylon who . . . [DAOUD slips into the room.] MIRALDA In Babylon? What has that to do with JOHN Nothing. I told you he was not talking MIRALDA Well, what did he say? JOHN He said that in Babylon . . . Hist! JOHN O, well . . . [MIRALDA glares, but calms herself Exit DAOUD.] MIRALDA What did Daoud say of Babylon? JOHN O, well, as you say, it had nothing to do MIRALDA But I wish to hear it. JOHN I forget. [For a moment there is silence.] MIRALDA John, John. Will you do a little thing for JOHN What is it? MIRALDA Say you will do it, John. I should love to JOHN What is it? MIRALDA Kill Daoud, John. I want you to kill JOHN I will not. [He walks up and down in front of the MIRALDA John, John, I have forgotten my foolish JOHN I am glad of it. MIRALDA I do not really wish you to kill Daoud. JOHN [same voice] I'm glad you don't. MIRALDA I have only one fancy now, John. JOHN Well, what is it? MIRALDA Give a banquet, John. I want you to give JOHN A banquet? Why? MIRALDA Is there any harm in my fancy? JOHN No. MIRALDA Then if I may not be a queen, and if you JOHN Very well. When do you want it? MIRALDA To-morrow, John. Bid all the great ones JOHN Very well. MIRALDA And bid Daoud come. JOHN Daoud? You asked me to kill him. MIRALDA I do not wish that any longer, John. JOHN You have queer moods, Miralda. MIRALDA May I not change my moods, John? JOHN I don't know. I don't understand them. MIRALDA And ask Hafiz el Alcolahn, John. JOHN Hafiz? Why? MIRALDA I don't know, John. It was just my fancy. JOHN Your fancy, eh? MIRALDA That was all. Then I will ask him. Have you any other MIRALDA Not now, John. JOHN Then go, Miralda. MIRALDA Go? JOHN Yes. MIRALDA Why? JOHN Because I command it. MIRALDA Because you command it? JOHN Yes, I, the Shereef Al Shaldomir. MIRALDA Very well. [Exit L. He walks to the door to see that she is He moves half left and comes up behind [BAZZALOL flops on his knees. THOOTHOOBABA goes on fanning.] JOHN Speak! [BAZZALOL is silent. JOHN tightens it more. THOOTHOOBABA BAZZALOL I cannot. JOHN If you would speak, raise your left hand. [BAZZALOL is silent. JOHN tightens BAZZALOL Gracious Shereef, one visited the great JOHN When? BAZZALOL Great master, one hour since. JOHN [a little viciously] Who? O heaven-sent, he was Hafiz el Alcolahn. JOHN Give me the gold. [BAZZALOL gives it.] [To THOOTHOOBABA.] Give me the THOOTHOOBABA Master, none gave me gold. [John touches his dagger, and looks like THOOTHOOBABA gives it.] JOHN Take back your gold. Be silent about this. [He throws gold to BAZZALOL.] Gold does not make you silent, but there is BAZZALOL O, great master, it is death. JOHN Death, eh? And how will you die if you BAZZALOL Yes, heaven-sent. JOHN Tell your comrade, then. BAZZALOL We shall be eaten, great master. JOHN You know by what? BAZZALOL Small things, great master, small things. [THOOTHOOBABA's knees scarcely hold JOHN It is well. |