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BOOK II - CHAPTER VI - THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE PRESIDENT |
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_ For instance, when Article I. speaks of a President and Board of Directors, you think you have discovered a formidable check upon the powers and ambitions of the honorary pastor, the ornamental pastor, the functionless pastor, the Pastor Emeritus, but it is a mistake. These great officials are of the phrase--family of the Church-Without-a-Creed and the Pastor-With-Nothing-to-Do; that is to say, of the family of Large-Names-Which-Mean-Nothing. The Board is of so little consequence that the By-laws do not state how it is chosen, nor who does it; but they do state, most definitely, that the Board cannot fill a vacancy in its number "except the candidate is approved by the Pastor Emeritus." The "candidate." The Board cannot even proceed to an election until the Whether the original first Board began as the personal property of Mrs. "This By-law can neither be amended nor annulled, except by consent of
THE PRESIDENT The Board of Directors, or Serfs, or Ciphers, elects the President. On these clearly worded terms: "Subject to the approval of the Pastor Therefore She elects him. A long term can invest a high official with influence and power, and make |