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The Lady of Lyons; or, Love and Pride, a play by Edward Bulwer-Lytton |
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Act 1 - Scene 2 |
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_ ACT I - SCENE II [The exterior of a small Village Inn--sign, the Golden Lion--A few leagues from Lyons, which is seen at a distance.]
[Enter BEAUSEANT and GLAVIS.] Gla. Really, my dear Beauseant, consider that I have promised to spend a day or two with you at your chateau, that I am quite at your mercy for my entertainment,--and yet you are as silent and as gloomy as a mute at a funeral, or an Englishman at a party of pleasure. Beau. Bear with me!--the fact is that I am miserable. Gla. You--the richest and gayest bachelor in Lyons? Beau. It is because I am a bachelor that I am miserable.--Thou knowest Pauline--the only daughter of the rich merchant, Mons. Deschappelles? Gla. Know her?--who does not?--as pretty as Venus, and as proud as Juno. Beau. Her taste is worse than her pride.--[Drawing himself up.] Know, Glavis, she has actually refused me! Gla. [aside]. So she has me!--very consoling! In all cases of heart-ache, the application of another man's disappointment draws out the pain and allays the irritation.--[Aloud.] Refused you! and wherefore? Beau. I know not, unless it be because the Revolution swept away my father's title of Marquis,--and she will not marry a commoner. Now, as we have no noblemen left in France,--as we are all citizens and equals, she can only hope that, in spite of the war, some English Milord or German Count will risk his life, by coming to Lyons, that this fille du Roturier may condescend to accept him. Refused me, and with scorn!--By Heaven, I'll not submit to it tamely:--I'm in a perfect fever of mortification and rage.--Refuse me, indeed! Gla. Be comforted, my dear fellow,--I will tell you a secret. For the same reason she refused ME! Beau. You!--that's a very different matter! But give me your hand, Glavis,--we'll think of some plan to humble her. Mille diables! I should like to see her married to a strolling player! [Enter Landlord and his Daughter from the Inn.] Land. Your servant, citizen Beauseant,--servant, Sir. Perhaps you will take dinner before you proceed to your chateau; our larder is most plentifully supplied. Beau. I have no appetite. Gla. Nor I. Still it is bad travelling on an empty stomach. What have you got? [Takes and looks over the bill of fare.] [Shout without.] "Long live the Prince!--Long live the Prince!" Beau. The Prince!--what Prince is that? I thought we had no princes left in France. Land. Ha, ha! the lads always call him Prince. He has just won the prize in the shooting-match, and they are taking him home in triumph. Beau. Him! and who's Mr. Him? Land. Who should he be but the pride of the village, Claude Melnotte?--Of course you have heard of Claude Melnotte? Gla. [giving back the bill of fare.] Never had that honor. Soup--ragout of hare--roast chicken, and, in short, all you have! Beau. The son of old Alelnotte, the gardener? Land. Exactly so--a wonderful young man. Beau. How, wonderful?--Are his cabbages better than other people's Land. Nay, he don't garden any more; his father left him well off. He's only a genus. Gla. A what? Land. A genus!--a man who can do everything in life except anything that's useful--that's a genus. Beau. You raise my curiosity;--proceed. Land. Well, then, about four years ago, old Melnotte died, and left his son well to do in the world. We then all observed that a great change came over young Claude: he took to reading and Latin, and hired a professor from Lyons, who had so much in his head that he was forced to wear a great full-bottom wig to cover it. Then he took a fencing-master, and a dancing-master, and a music-master; and then he learned to paint; and at last it was said that young Claude was to go to Paris, and set up for a painter. The lads laughed at him at first; but he is a stout fellow, is Claude, and as brave as a lion, and soon taught them to laugh the wrong side of their mouths; and now all the boys swear by him, and all the girls pray for him. Beau. A promising youth, certainly! And why do they call him Prince? Land. Partly because he is at the head of them all, and partly because he has such a proud way with him, and wears such fine clothes--and, in short, looks like a prince. Beau. And what could have turned the foolish fellow's brain? The Revolution, I suppose? Land. Yes--the revolution that turns us all topsy-turvy--the revolution of Love. Beau. Romantic young Corydon! And with whom is he in love? Land. Why--but it is a secret, gentlemen. Beau. Oh! certainly. Land. Why, then, I hear from his mother, good soul! that it is no less a person than the Beauty of Lyons, Pauline Deschappelles. Beau. and Glavis. Ha, ha!--Capital! Land. You may laugh, but it is as true as I stand here. Beau. And what does the Beauty of Lyons say to his suit? Land. Lord, sir, she never even condescended to look at him, though when he was a boy he worked in her father's garden. Beau. Are you sure of that? Land. His mother says that Mademoiselle does not know him by sight. Beau. [taking Glavis aside]. I have hit it,--I have it; here is our revenge! Here is a prince for our haughty damsel. Do you take me? Gla. Deuce take me if I do! Beau. Blockhead!--it's as clear as a map. What if we could make this elegant clown pass himself off as a foreign prince?--lend him money, clothes, equipage for the purpose?--make him propose to Pauline?--marry Pauline? Would it not be delicious? Gla. Ha, ha!--Excellent! But how shall we support the necessary expenses of his highness? Beau. Pshaw! Revenge is worth a much larger sacrifice than a few hundred louis;--as for details, my valet is the trustiest fellow, in the world, and shall have the appointment of his highness's establishment. Let's go to him at once, and see if he be really this Admirable Crichton. Gla. With all my heart;--but the dinner? Beau. Always thinking of dinner! Hark ye, landlord; how far is it to young Melnotte's cottage? I should like to see such a prodigy. Land. Turn down the lane,--then strike across the common,--and you will see his mother's cottage. Beau. True, he lives with his mother.--[Aside.] We will not trust to an old woman's discretion; better send for him hither. I'll just step in and write a note. Come, Glavis. Gla. Yes,--Beauseant, Glavis, and Co., manufacturers of princes, wholesale and retail,--an uncommonly genteel line of business. But why so grave? Beau. You think only of the sport,--I of the revenge. [Exeunt within the Inn.] _ |
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