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_ The ticket-taker of the Nickelorion Moving-Picture Show is a
public personage, who stands out on Fourteenth Street, New York,
wearing a gorgeous light-blue coat of numerous brass buttons.
He nods to all the patrons, and his nod is the most cordial
in town. Mr. Wrenn used to trot down to Fourteenth Street,
passing ever so many other shows, just to get that cordial nod,
because he had a lonely furnished room for evenings, and for
daytime a tedious job that always made his head stuffy.
He stands out in the correspondence of the Souvenir and Art
Novelty Company as "Our Mr. Wrenn," who would be writing you
directly and explaining everything most satisfactorily.
At thirty-four Mr. Wrenn was the sales-entry clerk of the
Souvenir Company. He was always bending over bills and columns
of figures at a desk behind the stock-room. He was a meek little
bachlor--a person of inconspicuous blue ready-made suits, and a
small unsuccessful mustache.
To-day--historians have established the date as April 9,
1910--there had been some confusing mixed orders from the
Wisconsin retailers, and Mr. Wrenn had been "called down"
by the office manager, Mr. Mortimer R. Guilfogle. He needed
the friendly nod of the Nickelorion ticket-taker. He found
Fourteenth Street, after office hours, swept by a dusty
wind that whisked the skirts of countless plump Jewish girls,
whose V-necked blouses showed soft throats of a warm brown.
Under the elevated station he secretly made believe that he was
in Paris, for here beautiful Italian boys swayed with trays of
violets; a tramp displayed crimson mechanical rabbits, which
squeaked, on silvery leading-strings; and a newsstand was heaped
with the orange and green and gold of magazine covers.
"Gee!" inarticulated Mr. Wrenn. "Lots of colors. Hope I see
foreign stuff like that in the moving pictures."
He came primly up to the Nickelorion, feeling in his vest
pockets for a nickel and peering around the booth at the
friendly ticket-taker. But the latter was thinking about buying
Johnny's pants. Should he get them at the Fourteenth Street
Store, or Siegel-Cooper's, or over at Aronson's, near home?
So ruminating, he twiddled his wheel mechanically, and Mr. Wrenn's
pasteboard slip was indifferently received in the plate-glass
gullet of the grinder without the taker's even seeing the
clerk's bow and smile.
Mr. Wrenn trembled into the door of the Nickelorion. He wanted
to turn back and rebuke this fellow, but was restrained by
shyness. He _had_ liked the man's "Fine evenin', sir "--rain
or shine--but he wouldn't stand for being cut. Wasn't he making
nineteen dollars a week, as against the ticket-taker's ten
or twelve? He shook his head with the defiance of a cornered
mouse, fussed with his mustache, and regarded the moving
pictures gloomily.
They helped him. After a Selig domestic drama came a stirring
Vitagraph Western scene, "The Goat of the Rancho," which
depicted with much humor and tumult the revolt of a ranch cook,
a Chinaman. Mr. Wrenn was really seeing, not cow-punchers and
sage-brush, but himself, defying the office manager's surliness
and revolting against the ticket-man's rudeness. Now he was
ready for the nearly overpowering delight of travel-pictures.
He bounced slightly as a Gaumont film presented Java.
He was a connoisseur of travel-pictures, for all his life he had
been planning a great journey. Though he had done Staten Island
and patronized an excursion to Bound Brook, neither of these was
his grand tour. It was yet to be taken. In Mr. Wrenn,
apparently fastened to New York like a domestic-minded barnacle,
lay the possibilities of heroic roaming. He knew it. He, too,
like the man who had taken the Gaumont pictures, would saunter
among dusky Javan natives in "markets with tiles on the roofs
and temples and--and--uh, well--places!" The scent of Oriental
spices was in his broadened nostrils as he scampered out of the
Nickelorion, without a look at the ticket-taker, and headed for
"home"--for his third-floor-front on West Sixteenth Street.
He wanted to prowl through his collection of steamship brochures
for a description of Java. But, of course, when one's landlady
has both the sciatica and a case of Patient Suffering one stops
in the basement dining-room to inquire how she is.
Mrs. Zapp was a fat landlady. When she sat down there was
a straight line from her chin to her knees. She was usually
sitting down. When she moved she groaned, and her apparel creaked.
She groaned and creaked from bed to breakfast, and ate five
griddle-cakes, two helpin's of scrapple, an egg, some rump steak,
and three cups of coffee, slowly and resentfully. She creaked
and groaned from breakfast to her rocking-chair, and sat about
wondering why Providence had inflicted upon her a weak digestion.
Mr. Wrenn also wondered why, sympathetically, but Mrs. Zapp was
too conscientiously dolorous to be much cheered by the sympathy
of a nigger-lovin' Yankee, who couldn't appreciate the subtle
sorrows of a Zapp of Zapp's Bog, allied to all the First Families
of Virginia.
Mr. Wrenn did nothing more presumptuous than sit still, in the
stuffy furniture-crowded basement room, which smelled of dead
food and deader pride in a race that had never existed. He sat
still because the chair was broken. It had been broken now for
four years.
For the hundred and twenty-ninth time in those years Mrs. Zapp
said, in her rich corruption of Southern negro dialect, which
can only be indicated here, "Ah been meaning to get that chair
mended, Mist' Wrenn." He looked gratified and gazed upon the
crayon enlargements of Lee Theresa, the older Zapp daughter (who
was forewoman in a factory), and of Godiva. Godiva Zapp was
usually called "Goaty," and many times a day was she called by
Mrs. Zapp. A tamed child drudge was Goaty, with adenoids, which
Mrs. Zapp had been meanin' to have removed, and which she would
continue to have benevolent meanin's about till it should be too
late, and she should discover that Providence never would let
Goaty go to school.
"Yes, Mist' Wrenn, Ah told Goaty she was to see the man about
getting that chair fixed, but she nev' does nothing Ah tell her."
In the kitchen was the noise of Goaty, ungovernable Goaty, aged
eight, still snivelingly washing, though not cleaning, the
incredible pile of dinner dishes. With a trail of hesitating
remarks on the sadness of sciatica and windy evenings Mr. Wrenn
sneaked forth from the august presence of Mrs. Zapp and mounted
to paradise--his third-floor-front.
It was an abjectly respectable room--the bedspread patched;
no two pieces of furniture from the same family; half-tones
from the magazines pinned on the wall. But on the old marble
mantelpiece lived his friends, books from wanderland.
Other friends the room had rarely known. It was hard enough
for Mr. Wrenn to get acquainted with people, anyway, and Mrs.
Zapp did not expect her gennulman lodgers to entertain. So Mr.
Wrenn had given up asking even Charley Carpenter, the assistant
bookkeeper at the Souvenir Company, to call. That left him the
books, which he now caressed with small eager finger-tips.
He picked out a P. & O. circular, and hastily left for fairyland.
The April skies glowed with benevolence this Saturday morning.
The Metropolitan Tower was singing, bright ivory tipped with
gold, uplifted and intensely glad of the morning. The buildings
walling in Madison Square were jubilant; the honest red-brick
fronts, radiant; the new marble, witty. The sparrows in the
middle of Fifth Avenue were all talking at once, scandalously but
cleverly. The polished brass of limousines threw off teethy smiles.
At least so Mr. Wrenn fancied as he whisked up Fifth Avenue,
the skirts of his small blue double-breasted coat wagging.
He was going blocks out of his way to the office; ready to
defy time and eternity, yes, and even the office manager.
He had awakened with Defiance as his bedfellow, and
throughout breakfast at the hustler Dairy Lunch sunshine
had flickered over the dirty tessellated floor.
He pranced up to the Souvenir Company's brick building, on
Twenty-eighth Street near Sixth Avenue. In the office he
chuckled at his ink-well and the untorn blotters on his
orderly desk. Though he sat under the weary unnatural brilliance
of a mercury-vapor light, he dashed into his work, and was too
keen about this business of living merrily to be much flustered
by the bustle of the lady buyer's superior "_Good_ morning."
Even up to ten-thirty he was still slamming down papers on
his desk. Just let any one try to stop his course, his readiness
for snapping fingers at The Job; just let them _try_ it, that was
all he wanted!
Then he was shot out of his chair and four feet along the
corridor, in reflex response to the surly "Bur-r-r-r-r" of
the buzzer. Mr. Mortimer R. Guilfogle, the manager, desired
to see him. He scampered along the corridor and slid
decorously through the manager's doorway into the long sun-bright
room, ornate with rugs and souvenirs. Seven Novelties glittered
on the desk alone, including a large rococo Shakespeare-style
glass ink-well containing cloves and a small iron Pittsburg-style
one containing ink. Mr. Wrenn blinked like a noon-roused owlet
in the brilliance. The manager dropped his fist on the desk,
glared, smoothed his flowered prairie of waistcoat, and growled,
his red jowls quivering:
"Look here, Wrenn, what's the matter with you? The Bronx
Emporium order for May Day novelties was filled twice, they
write me."
"They ordered twice, sir. By 'phone," smiled Mr. Wrenn, in an
agony of politeness.
"They ordered hell, sir! Twice--the same order?"
"Yes, sir; their buyer was prob--"
"They say they've looked it up. Anyway, they won't pay twice.
I know, em. We'll have to crawl down graceful, and all because
you--I want to know why you ain't more careful!"
The announcement that Mr. Wrenn twice wriggled his head, and
once tossed it, would not half denote his wrath. At last!
It was here--the time for revolt, when he was going to be defiant.
He had been careful; old Goglefogle was only barking; but why
should _he_ be barked at? With his voice palpitating and his
heart thudding so that he felt sick he declared:
"I'm _sure_, sir, about that order. I looked it up. Their buyer
was drunk!"
It was done. And now would he be discharged? The manager
was speaking:
"Probably. You looked it up, eh? Um! Send me in the two
order-records. Well. But, anyway, I want you to be more
careful after this, Wrenn. You're pretty sloppy. Now get out.
Expect me to make firms pay twice for the same order, cause of
your carelessness?"
Mr. Wrenn found himself outside in the dark corridor.
The manager hadn't seemed much impressed by his revolt.
The manager wasn't. He called a stenographer and dictated:
"Bronx Emporium:
"GENTLEMEN:--Our Mr. Wrenn has again (underline that `again,'
Miss Blaustein), again looked up your order for May Day novelties.
As we wrote before, order certainly was duplicated by 'phone.
Our Mr. Wrenn is thoroughly reliable, and we have his records
of these two orders. We shall therefore have to push
collection on both--"
After all, Mr. Wrenn was thinking, the crafty manager might be
merely concealing his hand. Perhaps he had understood the defiance.
That gladdened him till after lunch. But at three, when his head
was again foggy with work and he had forgotten whether there was
still April anywhere, he began to dread what the manager might
do to him. Suppose he lost his job; The Job! He worked
unnecessarily late, hoping that the manager would learn of it.
As he wavered home, drunk with weariness, his fear of losing
The Job was almost equal to his desire to resign from The Job.
He had worked so late that when he awoke on Sunday morning he
was still in a whirl of figures. As he went out to his
breakfast of coffee and whisked wheat at the Hustler Lunch the
lines between the blocks of the cement walk, radiant in a white
flare of sunshine, irritatingly recalled the cross-lines of
order-lists, with the narrow cement blocks at the curb standing
for unfilled column-headings. Even the ridges of the Hustler
Lunch's imitation steel ceiling, running in parallel lines,
jeered down at him that he was a prosaic man whose path was a ruler.
He went clear up to the branch post-office after breakfast to
get the Sunday mail, but the mail was a disappointment.
He was awaiting a wonderful fully illustrated guide to the
Land of the Midnight Sun, a suggestion of possible and
coyly improbable trips, whereas he got only a letter from his
oldest acquaintance--Cousin John, of Parthenon, New York, the
boy-who-comes-to-play of Mr. Wrenn's back-yard days in Parthenon.
Without opening the letter Mr. Wrenn tucked it into his inside coat
pocket, threw away his toothpick, and turned to Sunday wayfaring.
He jogged down Twenty-third Street to the North River ferries afoot.
Trolleys took money, and of course one saves up for future great
traveling. Over him the April clouds were fetterless vagabonds
whose gaiety made him shrug with excitement and take a curb with
a frisk as gambolsome as a Central Park lamb. There was no hint
of sales-lists in the clouds, at least. And with them Mr. Wrenn's
soul swept along, while his half-soled Cum-Fee-Best $3.80 shoes
were ambling past warehouses. Only once did he condescend to
being really on Twenty-third Street. At the Ninth Avenue corner,
under the grimy Elevated, he sighted two blocks down to the
General Theological Seminary's brick Gothic and found in a
pointed doorway suggestions of alien beauty.
But his real object was to loll on a West and South Railroad in
luxury, and go sailing out into the foam and perilous seas of
North River. He passed through the smoking-cabin. He didn't
smoke--the habit used up travel-money. Once seated on the upper
deck, he knew that at last he was outward-bound on a liner.
True, there was no great motion, but Mr. Wrenn was inclined to
let realism off easily in this feature of his voyage. At least
there were undoubted life-preservers in the white racks
overhead; and everywhere the world, to his certain witnessing,
was turned to crusading, to setting forth in great ships as if
it were again in the brisk morning of history when the joy of
adventure possessed the Argonauts.
He wasn't excited over the liners they passed. He was so
experienced in all of travel, save the traveling, as to have
gained a calm interested knowledge. He knew the _Campagnia_
three docks away, and explained to a Harlem grocer her fine
points, speaking earnestly of stacks and sticks, tonnage
and knots.
Not excited, but--where couldn't he go if he were pulling out
for Arcady on the _Campagnia!_ Gee! What were even the
building-block towers of the Metropolitan and Singer buildings
and the _Times's_ cream-stick compared with some old shrine in a
cathedral close that was misted with centuries!
All this he felt and hummed to himself, though not in words.
He had never heard of Arcady, though for many years he had
been a citizen of that demesne.
Sure, he declared to himself, he was on the liner now; he was
sliding up the muddy Mersey (see the _W. S. Travel Notes_ for
the source of his visions); he was off to St. George's Square
for an organ-recital (see the English Baedeker); then an express
for London and--Gee!
The ferryboat was entering her slip. Mr. Wrenn trotted toward
the bow to thrill over the bump of the boat's snub nose against
the lofty swaying piles and the swash of the brown waves heaped
before her as she sidled into place. He was carried by the herd
on into the station.
He did not notice the individual people in his exultation as he
heard the great chords of the station's paean. The vast roof
roared as the iron coursers stamped titanic hoofs of scorn at
the little stay-at-home.
That is a washed-out hint of how the poets might describe Mr.
Wrenn's passion. What he said was "Gee!"
He strolled by the lists of destinations hung on the track gates.
Chicago (the plains! the Rockies! sunset over mining-camps!),
Washington, and the magic Southland--thither the iron horses
would be galloping, their swarthy smoke manes whipped back by
the whirlwind, pounding out with clamorous strong hoofs their
sixty miles an hour. Very well. In time he also would mount
upon the iron coursers and charge upon Chicago and the
Southland; just as soon as he got ready.
Then he headed for Cortlandt Street; for Long Island, City.
finally, the Navy Yard. Along his way were the docks of the
tramp steamers where he might ship as steward in the
all-promising Sometime. He had never done anything so reckless
as actually to ask a skipper for the chance to go a-sailing, but
he had once gone into a mission society's free shipping-office
on West Street where a disapproving elder had grumped at him,
"Are you a sailor? No? Can't do anything for you, my friend.
Are you saved?" He wasn't going to risk another horror like
that, yet when the golden morning of Sometime dawned he
certainly was going to go cruising off to palm-bordered lagoons.
As he walked through Long Island City he contrived conversations
with the sailors he passed. It would have surprised a Norwegian
bos'un's mate to learn that he was really a gun-runner, and
that, as a matter of fact, he was now telling yarns of the
Spanish Main to the man who slid deprecatingly by him.
Mr. Wrenn envied the jackies on the training-ship and carelessly
went to sea as the President's guest in the admiral's barge and
was frightened by the stare of a sauntering shop-girl and
arrived home before dusk, to Mrs. Zapp's straitened approval.
Dusk made incantations in his third-floor-front. Pleasantly
fagged in those slight neat legs, after his walk, Mr. Wrenn sat
in the wicker rocker by the window, patting his scrubby tan
mustache and reviewing the day's wandering. When the gas was
lighted he yearned over pictures in a geographical magazine for
a happy hour, then yawned to himself, "Well-l-l, Willum, guess
it's time to crawl into the downy."
He undressed and smoothed his ready-made suit on the
rocking-chair back. Sitting on the edge of his bed, quaint in
his cotton night-gown, like a rare little bird of dull plumage,
he rubbed his head sleepily. Um-m-m-m-m! How tired he was!
He went to open the window. Then his tamed heart leaped into a
waltz, and he forgot third-floor-fronts and sleepiness.
Through the window came the chorus of fog-horns on North River.
"Boom-m-m!" That must be a giant liner, battling up through the
fog. (It was a ferry.) A liner! She'd be roaring just like that
if she were off the Banks! If he were only off the Banks! "Toot!
Toot!" That was a tug. "Whawn-n-n!" Another liner. The tumultuous
chorus repeated to him all the adventures of the day.
He dropped upon the bed again and stared absently at his
clothes. Out of the inside coat pocket stuck the unopened
letter from Cousin John.
He read a paragraph of it. He sprang from the bed and danced a
tarantella, pranced in his cottony nightgown like a drunken
Yaqui. The letter announced that the flinty farm at Parthenon,
left to Mr. Wrenn by his father, had been sold. Its location on
a river bluff had made it valuable to the Parthenon Chautauqua
Association. There was now to his credit in the Parthenon
National Bank nine hundred and forty dollars!
He was wealthy, then. He had enough to stalk up and down the
earth for many venturesome (but economical) months, till he
should learn the trade of wandering, and its mysterious trick of
living without a job or a salary.
He crushed his pillow with burrowing head and sobbed excitedly,
with a terrible stomach-sinking and a chill shaking. Then he
laughed and wanted to--but didn't--rush into the adjacent hall
room and tell the total stranger there of this world-changing news.
He listened in the hall to learn whether the Zapps were up,
but heard nothing; returned and cantered up and down, gloating
on a map of the world.
"Gee! It's happened. I could travel all the time. I guess I
won't be--very much--afraid of wrecks and stuff. . . . Things like
that. . . . Gee! If I don't get to bed I'll be late at the
office in the morning!"
Mr. Wrenn lay awake till three o'clock. Monday morning he felt
rather ashamed of having done so eccentric a thing. But he got
to the office on time. He was worried with the cares of wealth,
with having to decide when to leave for his world-wanderings,
but he was also very much aware that office managers are
disagreeable if one isn't on time. All morning he did nothing
more reckless than balance his new fortune, plus his savings,
against steamship fares on a waste half-sheet of paper.
The noon-hour was not The Job's, but his, for exploration of the
parlous lands of romance that lie hard by Twenty-eighth Street
and Sixth Avenue. But he had to go out to lunch with Charley
Carpenter, the assistant bookkeeper, that he might tell the news.
As for Charley, He needed frequently to have a confidant who knew
personally the tyrannous ways of the office manager, Mr. Guilfogle.
Mr. Wrenn and Charley chose (that is to say, Charley chose)
a table at Drubel's Eating House. Mr. Wrenn timidly hinted,
"I've got some big news to tell you."
But Charley interrupted, "Say, did you hear old Goglefogle light
into me this morning? I won't stand for it. Say, did you hear
him--the old--"
"What was the trouble, Charley?"
"Trouble? Nothing was the trouble. Except with old Goglefogle.
I made one little break in my accounts. Why, if old Gogie had
to keep track of seventy-'leven accounts and watch every single
last movement of a fool girl that can't even run the adding-machine,
why, he'd get green around the gills. He'd never do anything
_but_ make mistakes! Well, I guess the old codger must have had
a bum breakfast this morning. Wanted some exercise to digest it.
Me, I was the exercise--I was the goat. He calls me in, and he
calls me _down_, and me--well, just lemme tell you, Wrenn,
I calls his bluff!"
Charley Carpenter stopped his rapid tirade, delivered with quick
head-shakes like those of palsy, to raise his smelly cigarette
to his mouth. Midway in this slow gesture the memory of his
wrongs again overpowered him. He flung his right hand back on
the table, scattering cigarette ashes, jerked back his head with
the irritated patience of a nervous martyr, then waved both
hands about spasmodically, while he snarled, with his cheaply
handsome smooth face more flushed than usual:
"Sure! You can just bet your bottom dollar I let him see from
the way I looked at him that I wasn't going to stand for no more
monkey business. You bet I did!... I'll fix him, I will.
You just _watch_ me. (Hey, Drubel, got any lemon merang? Bring me
a hunk, will yuh?) Why, Wrenn, that cross-eyed double-jointed
fat old slob, I'll slam him in the slats so hard some day--I
will, you just watch my smoke. If it wasn't for that messy wife
of mine--I ought to desert her, and I will some day, and--"
"Yuh." Mr. Wrenn was curt for a second.... "I know how it is, Charley.
But you'll get over it, honest you will. Say, I've got some news.
Some land that my dad left me has sold for nearly a thousand plunks.
By the way, this lunch is on me. Let me pay for it, Charley."
Charley promised to let him pay, quite readily. And, expanding, said:
"Great, Wrenn! Great! Lemme congratulate you. Don't know
anybody I'd rather've had this happen to. You're a meek little
baa-lamb, but you've got lots of stuff in you, old Wrennski.
Oh say, by the way, could. you let me have fifty cents till
Saturday? Thanks. I'll pay it back sure. By golly! you're
the only man around the office that 'preciates what a double
duck-lined old fiend old Goglefogle is, the old--"
"Aw, gee, Charley, I wish you wouldn't jump on Guilfogle
so hard. He's always treated me square."
"Gogie--square? Yuh, he's square just like a hoop. You know it,
too, Wrenn. Now that you've got enough money so's you don't
need to be scared about the job you'll realize it, and you'll
want to soak him, same's I do. _Say!_" The impulse of a great
idea made him gleefully shake his fist sidewise. "Say!
Why _don't_ you soak him? They bank on you at the Souvenir
Company. Darn' sight more than you realize, lemme tell you.
Why, you do about half the stock-keeper's work, sides your own.
Tell you what you do. You go to old Goglefogle and tell him you
want a raise to twenty-five, and want it right now. Yes, by
golly, _thirty!_ You're worth that, or pretty darn' near it, but
'course old Goglefogle'll never give it to you. He'll threaten
to fire you if you say a thing more about it. You can tell him
to go ahead, and then where'll he be? Guess that'll call his
bluff some!"
"Yes, but, Charley, then if Guilfogle feels he can't pay me that
much--you know he's responsible to the directors; he can't do
everything he wants to--why, he'll just have to fire me, after
I've talked to him like that, whether he wants to or not.
And that'd leave us--that'd leave them--without a sales clerk,
right in the busy season."
"Why, sure, Wrenn; that's what we want to do. If you go it 'd
leave 'em without just about _two_ men. Bother 'em like the deuce.
It 'd bother Mr. Mortimer X. Y. Guglefugle most of all,
thank the Lord. He wouldn't know where he was at--trying to
break in a man right in the busy season. Here's your chance.
Come on, kid; don't pass it up."
"Oh gee, Charley, I can't do that. You wouldn't want me to try
to _hurt_ the Souvenir Company after being there for--lemme see,
it must be seven years."
"Well, maybe you _like_ to get your cute little nose rubbed on
the grindstone! I suppose you'd like to stay on at nineteen per
for the rest of your life."
"Aw, Charley, don't get sore; please don't! I'd like to get off,
all right--like to go traveling, and stuff like that. Gee! I'd
like to wander round. But I can't cut out right in the bus--"
"But can't you see, you poor nut, you won't be _leaving_
'em--they'll either pay you what they ought to or lose you."
"Oh, I don't know about that, Charley.
"Charley was making up for some uncertainty as to his own
logic by beaming persuasiveness, and Mr. Wrenn was afraid
of being hypnotized. "No, no!" he throbbed, rising.
"Well, all right!" snarled Charley, "if you like to be Gogie's
goat.... Oh, you're all right, Wrennski. I suppose you had
ought to stay, if you feel you got to.... Well, so long.
I've got to beat it over and buy a pair of socks before I go back."
Mr. Wrenn crept out of Drubel's behind him, very melancholy.
Even Charley admitted that he "had ought to stay," then; and
what chance was there of persuading the dread Mr. Mortimer R.
Guilfogle that he wished to be looked upon as one resigning?
Where, then, any chance of globe-trotting; perhaps for months he
would remain in slavery, and he had hoped just that morning--
One dreadful quarter-hour with Mr. Guilfogle and he might be free.
He grinned to himself as he admitted that this was like
seeing Europe after merely swimming the mid-winter Atlantic.
Well, he had nine minutes more, by his two-dollar watch; nine
minutes of vagabondage. He gazed across at a Greek restaurant
with signs in real Greek letters like "ruins at--well, at Aythens."
A Chinese chop-suey den with a red-and-yellow carved dragon,
and at an upper window a squat Chinaman who might easily
be carrying a _kris_, "or whatever them Chink knives are," as he
observed for the hundredth time he had taken this journey.
A rotisserie, before whose upright fender of scarlet coals whole
ducks were happily roasting to a shiny brown. In a furrier's
window were Siberian foxes' skins (Siberia! huts of "awful
brave convicks"; the steely Northern Sea; guards in blouses,
just as he'd seen them at an Academy of Music play) and a polar
bear (meaning, to him, the Northern Lights, the long hike,
and the _igloo_ at night). And the florists! There were orchids
that (though he only half knew it, and that all inarticulately)
whispered to him of jungles where, in the hot hush, he saw the
slumbering python and--"What was it in that poem, that,
Mandalay, thing? _was_ it about jungles? Anyway:
"'Them garlicky smells,
And the sunshine and the palms and the bells.'"
He had to hurry back to the office. He stopped only to pat the
head of a florist's delivery horse that looked wistfully at him
from the curb. "Poor old fella. What you thinking about?
Want to be a circus horse and wander? Le's beat it together.
You can't, eh? Poor old fella!"
At three-thirty, the time when it seems to office persons that
the day's work never will end, even by a miracle, Mr. Wrenn was
shaky about his duty to the firm. He was more so after an
electrical interview with the manager, who spent a few minutes,
which he happened to have free, in roaring "I want to know why"
at Mr. Wrenn. There was no particular "why" that he wanted to
know; he was merely getting scientific efficiency out of
employees, a phrase which Mr. Guilfogle had taken from a
business magazine that dilutes efficiency theories for
inefficient employers.
At five-twenty the manager summoned him, complimented him on
nothing in particular, and suggested that he stay late with
Charley Carpenter and the stock-keeper to inventory a line of
desk-clocks which they were closing out.
As Mr. Wrenn returned to his desk he stopped at a window on the
corridor and coveted the bright late afternoon. The cornices of
lofty buildings glistened; the sunset shone fierily through the
glass-inclosed layer-like upper floors. He wanted to be out
there in the streets with the shopping crowds. Old Goglefogle
didn't consider him; why should he consider the firm? _
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