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Chapter 22. Mr. Boggs Is Disgusted |
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_ CHAPTER XXII. MR. BOGGS IS DISGUSTED The herd gained twelve miles by dark and would pass through the northern fence by noon of the next day, for Cook's axe and monkey wrench had been put to good use. For quite a distance there was no fence: about a mile of barb wire had been pulled loose and was tangled up into several large piles, while rings of burned grass and ashes surrounded what was left of the posts. The cook had embraced this opportunity to lay in a good supply of firewood and was the happiest man in the outfit. At ten o'clock that night eight figures loped westward along the southern fence and three hours later dismounted near the first corral of the 4X ranch. They put their horses in a depression on the plain and then hastened to seek cover, being careful to make no noise. At dawn the door of the bunk house opened quickly and as quickly slammed shut again, three bullets in it being the reason. An uproar ensued and guns spat from the two windows in the general direction of the unseen besiegers, who did not bother about replying; they had given notification of their presence and until it was necessary to shoot there was no earthly use of wasting ammunition. Besides, the drive outfit had cooled down rapidly when it found that its herd was in no immediate danger and was not anxious to kill any one unless there was need. The situation was conducive to humor rather than anger. But every time the door moved it collected more lead, and it finally remained shut. The noise in the bunk house continued and finally a sombrero was waved frantically at the south window and a moment later Nat Boggs, foreman of the incarcerated 4X outfit, stuck his head out very cautiously and yelled questions which bore directly on the situation and were to the point. He appeared to be excited and unduly heated, if one might judge from his words and voice. There was no reply, which still further added to his heat and excitement. Becoming bolder and a little angrier he allowed his impetuous nature to get the upper hand and forthwith attempted the feat of getting through that same window; but a sharp _pat!_ sounded on a board not a foot from him, and he reconsidered hastily. His sombrero again waved to insist on a truce, and collected two holes, causing him much mental anguish and threatening the loss of his worthy soul. He danced up and down with great agility and no grace and made remarks, thereby leading a full-voiced chorus. "Ain't that a hell of a note?" he demanded plaintively as he paused for breath. "Stick _yore_ hat out, Cranky, an' see what _you_ can do," he suggested, irritably. Cranky Joe regarded him with pity and reproach, and moved back towards the other end of the room, muttering softly to himself. "I know it ain't much of a bonnet, but he needn't rub it in," he growled, peevishly. "Try again; mebby they didn't see you," suggested Jim Larkin, who had a reputation for never making a joke. He escaped with his life and checked himself at the side of Cranky Joe, with whom he conferred on the harshness of the world towards unfortunates. The rest of the morning was spent in snipe-shooting at random, trusting to luck to hit some one, and trusting in vain. At noon Cranky Joe could stand the strain no longer and opened the door just a little to relive the monotony. He succeeded, being blessed with a smashed shoulder, and immediately became a general nuisance, adding greatly to the prevailing atmosphere. Boggs called him a few kinds of fools and hastened to nail the door shut; he hit his thumb and his heart became filled with venom. "_Now_ look at what they went an' done!" he yelled, running around in a circle. "Damned outrage!" "Huh!" snorted Cranky Joe with maddening superiority. "That ain't nothing--just look at me!" Boggs looked, very fixedly, and showed signs of apoplexy, and Cranky Joe returned to his end of the room to resume his soliloquy. "Why don't you come out an' take them cows!" inquired an unkind voice from without. "Ain't changed yore mind, have you?" "We'll give you a drink for half a cent a head--that's the regular price for watering cows," called another. The faint ripple of mirth which ran around the plain was lost in opinions loudly expressed within the room; and Boggs, tears of rage in his eyes, flung himself down on a chair and invented new terms for describing human beings. John Terry was observing. He had been fluttering around the north window, constantly getting bolder, and had not been disturbed. When he withdrew his sombrero and found that it was intact he smiled to himself and leaned his elbows on the sill, looking carefully around the plain. The discovery that there was no cover on the north side cheered him greatly and he called to Boggs, outlining a plan of action. Boggs listened intently and then smiled for the first time since dawn. "Bully for you, Terry!" he enthused. "Wait till dark--we'll fool 'em." A bullet chipped the 'dobe at Terry's side and he ducked as he leaped back. "From an angle--what did I tell you?" he laughed. "We'll drop out here an' sneak behind the house after dark. They'll be watching the door--an' they won't be able to see us, anyhow." Boggs sucked his thumb tenderly and grinned. "After which--," he elated. "After which--," gravely repeated Terry, the others echoing it with unrestrained joy. "Then, mebby, I can get a drink," chuckled Larkin, brightening under the thought. "The moon comes up at ten," warned a voice. "It'll be full to-night--an' there ain't many clouds in sight." "_Ol' King Cole was a merry ol' soul_," hummed McQuade, lightly. "An'--a--merry--ol'--soul--was--he!--was--he!" thundered the chorus, deep-toned and strong. "_He had a wife for every toe, an' some toes counted three!_" "Listen!" cried Meade, holding up his hand. "_An' every wife had sixteen dogs, an' every dog a flea!_" shouted a voice from the besiegers, followed by a roar of laughter. The hilarity continued until dark, only stopping when John Terry slipped out of the window, dropped to all-fours and stuck his head around the corner of the rear wall. He saw many stars and was silently handed to Pete Wilson. "What was that noise?" exclaimed Boggs in a low tone. "Are you all right, Terry?" he asked, anxiously. Three knocks on the wall replied to his question and then McQuade went out, and three more knocks were heard. "Wonder why they make that funny noise," muttered Boggs. "Bumped inter something, I reckon," replied Jim Larkin. "Get out of my way--I'm next." Boggs listened intently and then pushed Duke Lane back. "Don't like that--sounds like a crack on the head. Hey, Jim! _Say_ something!" he called softly. The three knocks were repeated, but Boggs was suspicious and he shook his head decisively. "To 'ell with the knocking--_say_ something!" "Still got them twelve men?" asked a strange voice, pleasantly. "_An' every dog a flea_," hummed another around the corner. "Hell!" shouted Boggs. "To the door, fellers! To the door--quick!" A whistle shrilled from behind the house and a leaden tattoo began on the door. "Other window!" whispered O'Neill. The foreman got there before him and, shoving his Colt out first to clear the way, yelled with rage and pain as a pole hit his wrist and knocked the weapon out of his hand. He was still commenting when Duke Lane pried open the door and, dropping quickly on his stomach, wriggled out, followed closely by Charley Beal and Tim. At that instant the tattoo drummed with greater vigor and such a hail of lead poured in through the opening that the door was promptly closed, leaving the three men outside to shift for themselves with the darkness their only cover. Duke and his companions whispered together as they lay flat and agreed upon a plan of action. Going around the ends of the house was suicide and no better than waiting for the rising moon to show them to the enemy; but there was no reason why the roof could not be utilized. Tim and Charley boosted Duke up, then Tim followed, and the pair on the roof pulled Charley to their side. Flat roofs were great institutions they decided as they crawled cautiously towards the other side. This roof was of hard, sun-baked adobe, over two feet thick, and they did not care if their friends shot up on a gamble. "Fine place, all right," thought Charley, grinning broadly. Then he turned an agonized face to Tim, his chest rising. "_Hitch! Hitch!_" he choked, fighting with all his will to master it. "_Hitch-chew! Hitch-chew! Hitch-chew!_" he sneezed, loudly. There was a scramble below and a ripple of mirth floated up to them. "_Hitch-chew_?" jeered a voice. "What do we want to hit you for?" "Look us over, children," invited another. "Wait until the moon comes up," chuckled the third. "Be like knocking the nigger baby down for Red an' the others. Ladies and gents: We'll now have a little sketch entitled 'Shooting snipe by moonlight.'" "Jack-snipe, too," laughed Pete. "Will somebody please hold the bag?" The silence on the roof was profound and the three on the ground tried again. "Let me call yore attention to the trained coyotes, ladies an' gents," remarked Johnny in a deep, solemn voice. "Coyotes are not birds; they do not roost on roofs as a general thing; but they are some intelligent an' can be trained to do lots of foolish tricks. These ani-mules were--" "Step this way, people; on-ly ten cents, two nickels," interrupted Pete. "They bark like dogs, an' howl like hell." "Shut up!" snapped Tim, angrily. "After the moon comes up," said Hopalong, "when you fellers get tired dodging, you can chuck us yore guns an' come down. An' don't forget that this side of the house is much the safest," he warned. "Go to hell!" snarled Duke, bitterly. "Won't; they're laying for me down there." Johnny crawled to the north end of the wall and, looking cautiously around the corner, funnelled his hands: "On the roof, Red! On the roof!" "Yes, dear," was the reply, followed by gun-shots. "Hey! Move over!" snapped Tim, working towards the edge furthest from the cheerful Red, whose bullets were not as accurate in the dark as they promised to become in a few minutes when the moon should come up. "Want to shove me off?" snarled Charley, angrily. "For heaven's sake, Duke, do you want the whole earth?" he demanded of his second companion. "You just bet yore shirt I do! An' I want a hole in it, too!" "Ain't you got no sense?" "Would I be up here if I had?" "It's going to be hot as blazes up here when the sun gets high," cheerfully prophesied Tim: "an' dry, too," he added for a finishing touch. "We'll be lucky if we're live enough to worry about the sun's heat--_say_, that was a _close_ one!" exclaimed Duke, frantically trying to flatten a little more. "Ah, thought so--there's that blamed moon!" "Wish I'd gone out the window instead," growled Charley, worming behind Duke, to the latter's prompt displeasure. "You fellers better come down, one at a time," came from below. "Send yore guns down first, too. Red's a blamed good shot." "Hope he croaks," muttered Duke. "_That's_ closer yet!" Tim's hand raised and a flash of fire singed Charley's hair. "Got to do something, anyhow," he explained, lowering the Colt and peering across the plain. "You damned near succeeded!" shouted Charley, grabbing at his head. "Why, they're three hundred, an' you trying for 'em with a--_oh!_" he moaned, writhing. "Locoed fool!" swore Duke, "showing 'em where we are! They're doing good enough as it is! You ought--got _you_, too!" "_I'm_ going down--that blamed fool out there ain't caring what he hits," mumbled Charley, clenching his hands from pain. He slid over the edge and Pete grabbed him. "Next," suggested Pete, expectantly. Tim tossed his Colt over the edge. "Here's another," he swore, following the weapon. He was grabbed and bound in a trice. "When may we expect you, Mr. Duke?" asked Johnny, looking up. "Presently, friend, presently. I want to--_wow_!" he finished, and lost no time in his descent, which was meteoric. "That feller'll _kill_ somebody if he ain't careful!" he complained as Pete tied his hands behind his back. "You wait till daylight an' see," cheerily replied Pete as the three were led off to join their friends in the corral. There was no further action until the sun arose and then Hopalong hailed the house and demanded a parley, and soon he and Boggs met midway between the shack and the line. "What d'you want?" asked Boggs, sullenly. "Want you to stop this farce so I can go on with my drive." "Well, I ain't holding you!" exploded the 4X foreman. "Oh, yes; but you are. I can't let you an' yore men out to hang on our flanks an' worry us; an' I don't want to hold you in that shack till you all die of thirst, or come out to be all shot up. Besides, I can't fool around here for a week; I got business to look after." "Don't you worry about us dying with thirst; that ain't worrying us none." "I heard different," replied Hopalong, smiling. "Them fellers in the corral drank a quart apiece. See here, Boggs; you can't win, an' you know it. Yo're not bucking me, but the whole range, the whole country. It's a fight between conditions--the fence idea agin the open range idea, an' open trails. The fence will lose. You closed a drive trail that's 'most as old as cow-raising. Will the punchers of this part of the country stand for it? Suppose you lick us,--which you won't--can you lick all the rest of us, the JD, Wallace's, Double-Arrow, C-80, Cross-O-Cross, an' the others! That's just what it amounts to, an' you better stop right now, before somebody gets killed. You know what that means in this section. Yo're six to our eight, you ain't got a drink in that shack, an' you dasn't try to get one. You can't do a thing agin us, an' you know it." Boggs rested his hands on his hips and considered, Hopalong waiting for him to reply. He knew that the Bar-20 man was right but he hated to admit it, he hated to say he was whipped. "Are any of them six hurt?" he finally asked. "Only scratches an' sore heads," responded Hopalong, smiling. "We ain't tried to kill anybody, yet. I'm putting that up to you." Boggs made no reply and Hopalong continued: "I got six of yore twelve men prisoners, an' all yore cayuses are in my han's. I'll shoot every animal before I'll leave 'em for you to use against me, an' I'll take enough of yore cows to make up for what I lost by that fence. You've got to pay for them dead cows, anyhow. If I do let you out you'll have to road-brand me two hundred, or pay cash. My herd ain't worrying me--it's moving all the time. It's through that other fence by now. An' if I have to keep my outfit here to pen you in or shoot you off I can send to the JD for a gang to push the herd. Don't make no mistake: yo're getting off easy. Suppose one of my men had been killed at the fence--what then?" "Well, what do you want me to do?" "Stop this foolishness an' take down them fences for a mile each side of the trail. If Buck has to come up here the whole thing'll go down. Road-brand me two hundred of yore three-year-olds. Now as soon as you agree, an' say that the fight's over, it will be. You can't win out; an' what's the use of having yore men killed off?" "I hate to quit," replied the other, gloomily. "I know how that is; but yo're wrong on this question, dead wrong. You don't own this range or the trail. You ain't got no right to close that old drive trail. Honest, now; have you?" "You say them six ain't hurt?" "No more'n I said." "An' if I give in will you treat my men right?" "Shore." "When will you leave." "Just as soon as I get them two hundred three-year-olds." "Well, I hate a quitter; but I can't do nothing, nohow," mused the 4X foreman. He cleared his throat and turned to look at the house. "All right; when you get them cows you get out of here, an' don't never come back!" Hopalong flung his arm with a shout to his men and the other kicked savagely at an inoffensive stick and slouched back to his bunk house, a beaten man. _ |
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