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_ ACT V SCENE III [ENTER HESPERUS, CYNTHIA, ARETE, TIME, PHRONESIS, AND THAUMA.] [MUSIC ACCOMPANIED. HESPERUS SINGS.]
Earth, let not thy envious shade Lay thy bow of pearl apart, CYN. When hath Diana, like an envious wretch, ARE. Most true, most sacred goddess; for the heavens CYN. Else, noble Arete, they would not blame, ARE. How Cynthianly, that is, how worthily CYN. That then so answer'd, dearest Arete, ARE. Excellent goddess, to a man's, whose worth, CYN. We have already judged him, Arete, [EXIT ARETE.] THE FIRST MASQUE. [ENTER CUPID, DISGUISED AS ANTEROS, FOLLOWED BY STORGE, AGLAIA, EUPHANTASTE, AND APHELEIA.] CUP. Clear pearl of heaven, and, not to be farther ambitious in titles, Cynthia! the fame of this illustrious night, among others, hath also drawn these four fair virgins from the palace of their queen Perfection, (a word which makes no sufficient difference betwixt her's and thine,) to visit thy imperial court: for she, their sovereign, not finding where to dwell among men, before her return to heaven, advised them wholly to consecrate themselves to thy celestial service, as in whose clear spirit (the proper element and sphere of virtue) they should behold not her alone, their ever-honoured mistress, but themselves (more truly themselves) to live enthronised. Herself would have commended them unto thy favour more particularly, but that she knows no commendation is more available with thee, than that of proper virtue. Nevertheless she willed them to present this crystal mound, a note of monarchy, and symbol of perfection, to thy more worthy deity; which, as here by me they most humbly do, so amongst the rarities thereof, that is the chief, to shew whatsoever the world hath excellent, howsoever remote and various. But your irradiate judgment will soon discover the secrets of this little crystal world. Themselves, to appear more plainly, because they know nothing more odious then false pretexts, have chosen to express their several qualities thus in several colours. The first, in citron colour, is natural affection, which, given us to procure our good, is sometime called Storge; and as every one is nearest to himself, so this handmaid of reason, allowable Self-love, as it is without harm, so are none without it: her place in the court of Perfection was to quicken minds in the pursuit of honour. Her device is a perpendicular level, upon a cube or square; the word, "se suo modulo"; alluding to that true measure of one's self, which as every one ought to make, so is it most conspicuous in thy divine example. The second, in green is Aglaia, delectable and pleasant conversation, whose property it is to move a kindly delight, and sometime not without laughter: her office to entertain assemblies, and keep societies together with fair familiarity. Her device, within a ring of clouds, a heart with shine about it; the word, 'curarum nubila pello': an allegory of Cynthia's light, which no less clears the sky then her fair mirth the heart. The third, in the discoloured mantle spangled all over, is Euphantaste, a well-conceited Wittiness, and employed in honouring the court with the riches of her pure invention. Her device, upon a Petasus, or Mercurial hat, a crescent; The word; "sic laus ingenii"; inferring that the praise and glory of wit doth ever increase, as doth thy growing moon. The fourth, in white, is Apheleia, a nymph as pure and simple as the soul, or as an abrase table, and is therefore called Simplicity; without folds, without plaits, without colour, without counterfeit; and (to speak plainly) plainness itself. Her device is no device. The word under her silver shield, "omnis abest fucus"; alluding to thy spotless self, who art as far from impurity as from mortality. Myself, celestial goddess, more fit for the court of Cynthia than the arbours of Cytherea, am called Anteros, or Love's enemy; the more welcome therefore to thy court, and the fitter to conduct this quaternion, who, as they are thy professed votaries, and for that cause adversaries to Love, yet thee, perpetual virgin, they both love, and vow to love eternally. [RE-ENTER ARETE, WITH CRITES.]
ARE. Lo, here the man, celestial Delia, CYN. With no less pleasure than we have beheld CRI. Heaven's purest light, whose orb may be eclipsed,
[ENTER MERCURY AS A PAGE, INTRODUCING EUCOSMOS, EUPATHES, EUTOLMOS, AND EUCOLOS.] MER. Sister of Phoebus, to whose bright orb we owe, that we not complain of his absence; these four brethren (for they are brethren, and sons of Eutaxia, a lady known, and highly beloved of your resplendent deity) not able to be absent, when Cynthia held a solemnity, officiously insinuate themselves into thy presence: for, as there are four cardinal virtues, upon which the whole frame of the court doth move, so are these the four cardinal properties, without which the body of compliment moveth not. With these four silver javelins, (which they bear in their hands) they support in princes' courts the state of the presence, as by office they are obliged: which, though here they may seem superfluous, yet, for honour's sake, they thus presume to visit thee, having also been employed in the palace of queen Perfection. And though to them that would make themselves gracious to a goddess, sacrifices were fitter than presents, or impresses, yet they both hope thy favour, and (in place of either) use several symbols, containing the titles of thy imperial dignity. First, the hithermost, in the changeable blue and green robe, is the commendably-fashioned gallant Eucosmos; whose courtly habit is the grace of the presence, and delight of the surveying eye; whom ladies understand by the names of Neat and Elegant. His symbol is, "divae virgini," in which he would express thy deity's principal glory, which hath ever been virginity. The second, in the rich accoutrement, and robe of purple, empaled with gold, is Eupathes; who entertains his mind with an harmless, but not incurious variety; all the objects of his senses are sumptuous, himself a gallant, that, without excess, can make use of superfluity, go richly in embroideries, jewels, and what not, without vanity, and fare delicately without gluttony; and therefore (not without cause) is universally thought to be of fine humour. His symbol is, "divae optimae"; an attribute to express thy goodness, in which thou so resemblest Jove thy father. The third, in the blush-coloured suit, is Eutolmos, as duly respecting others, as never neglecting himself; commonly known by the title of good Audacity; to courts and courtly assemblies a guest most acceptable. His symbol is, "divae viragini"; to express thy hardy courage in chase of savage beasts, which harbour in woods and wildernesses. The fourth, in watchet tinsel, is the kind and truly benefique Eucolos, who imparteth not without respect, but yet without difficulty, and hath the happiness to make every kindness seem double, by the timely and freely bestowing thereof. He is the chief of them, who by the vulgar are said to be of good nature. His symbol is, "divae maximae"; an adjunct to signify thy greatness, which in heaven, earth, and hell, is formidable. [MUSIC. A DANCE BY THE TWO MASQUES JOINED, DURING WHICH CUPID AND MERCURY RETIRE TO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE.] CUP. Is not that Amorphus, the traveller? MER. As though it were not! do you not see how his legs are in travail with a measure? CUP. Hedon, thy master is next. MER. What, will Cupid turn nomenclator, and cry them? CUP. No, faith, but I have a comedy toward, that would not be lost for a kingdom. MER. In good time, for Cupid will prove the comedy. CUP. Mercury, I am studying how to match them. MER. How to mismatch them were harder. CUP. They are the nymphs must do it; I shall sport myself with their passions above measure. MER. Those nymphs would be tamed a little indeed, but I fear thou has not arrows for the purpose. CUP. O yes, here be of all sorts, flights, rovers, and butt-shafts. But I can wound with a brandish, and never draw bow for the matter. MER. I cannot but believe it, my invisible archer, and yet methinks you are tedious. CUP. It behoves me to be somewhat circumspect, Mercury; for if Cynthia hear the twang of my bow, she'll go near to whip me with the string; therefore, to prevent that, I thus discharge a brandish upon -- it makes no matter which of the couples. Phantaste and Amorphus, at you. [WAVES HIS ARROW AT THEM.] MER. Will the shaking of a shaft strike them into such a fever of affection? CUP. As well as the wink of an eye: but, I pray thee, hinder me not with thy prattle. MER. Jove forbid I hinder thee; Marry, all that I fear is Cynthia's presence, which, with the cold of her chastity, casteth such an antiperistasis about the place, that no heat of thine will tarry with the patient. CUP. It will tarry the rather, for the antiperistasis will keep it in. MER. I long to see the experiment. CUP. Why, their marrow boils already, or they are all turn'd eunuchs. MER. Nay, an't be so, I'll give over speaking, and be a spectator only. [THE FIRST DANCE ENDS.] AMO. Cynthia, by my bright soul, is a right exquisite and spendidious lady; yet Amorphus, I think, hath seen more fashions, I am sure more countries; but whether I have or not, what need we gaze on Cynthia, that have ourself to admire? PHA. O, excellent Cynthia! yet if Phantaste sat where she does, and had such attire on her head, (for attire can do much,) I say no more -- but goddesses are goddesses, and Phantaste is as she is! I would the revels were done once, I might go to my school of glass again, and learn to do myself right after all this ruffling. [MUSIC; THEY BEGIN THE SECOND DANCE.] MER. How now Cupid? here's a wonderful change with your brandish! do you not hear how they dote? CUP. What prodigy is this? no word of love, no mention, no motion! MER. Not a word my little ignis fatue, not a word. CUP. Are my darts enchanted? is their vigour gone? is their virtue -- MER. What! Cupid turned jealous of himself? ha, ha, ha! CUP. Laughs Mercury? MER. Is Cupid angry? CUP. Hath he not cause, when his purpose is so deluded? MER. A rare comedy, it shall be entitled Cupid's? CUP. Do not scorn us Hermes. MER. Choler and Cupid are two fiery things; I scorn them not. But I see that come to pass which I presaged in the beginning. CUP. You cannot tell: perhaps the physic will not work so soon upon some as upon others. It may be the rest are not so resty. MER. "Ex ungue"; you know the old adage; as these so are the remainder. CUP. I'll try: this is the same shaft with which I wounded Argurion. [WAVES HIS ARROW AGAIN.] MER. Ay, but let me save you a labour, Cupid: there were certain bottles of water fetch'd, and drunk off since that time, by these gallants. CUP. Jove strike me into the earth! the Fountain of Self-love! MER. Nay faint not Cupid. CUP. I remember'd it not. MER. Faith, it was ominous to take the name of Anteros upon you; you know not what charm or enchantment lies in the word: you saw, I durst not venture upon any device in our presentment, but was content to be no other then a simple page. Your arrows' properties, (to keep decorum,) Cupid, are suited, it should seem, to the nature of him you personate. CUP. Indignity not to be borne! MER. Nay rather, an attempt to have been forborne. [THE SECOND DANCE ENDS.] CUP. How might I revenge myself on this insulting Mercury? there's Crites, his minion, he has not tasted of this water? [WAVES HIS ARROW AT CRITES.] It shall be so. Is Crites turn'd dotard on himself too? MER. That follows not, because the venom of your shafts cannot pierce him, Cupid. CUP. As though there were one antidote for these, and another for him? MER. As though there were not; or, as if one effect might not arise of diverse causes? What say you to Cynthia, Arete, Phronesis, Time, and others there? CUP. They are divine. MER. And Crites aspires to be so. [MUSIC; THEY BEGIN THE THIRD DANCE.] CUP. But that shall not serve him. MER. 'Tis like to do it, at this time. But Cupid is grown too covetous, that will not spare one of a multitude. CUP. One is more than a multitude. MER. Arete's favour makes any one shot-proof against thee, Cupid. I pray thee, light honey-bee, remember thou art not now in Adonis' garden, but in Cynthia's presence, where thorns lie in garrison about the roses. Soft, Cynthia speaks. CYN. Ladies and gallants of our court, to end, [THE DANCERS UNMASK.]
ARE. How well Diana can distinguish times, CRI. First, Philautia, for she was the first, ARE. Nay, forward, for I delegate my power. CRI. Adored Cynthia, and bright Arete, ALL. We do. CRI. And that you merit sharp correction? ALL. Yes. CRI. Then we (reserving unto Delia's grace CYN. We do approve thy censure belov'd Crites; [EXEUNT CYNTHIA AND HER NYMPHS, FOLLOWED BY ARETE AND CRITES: -- AMORPHUS, PHANTASTE, ETC., GO OFF THE STAGE IN PAIRS, SINGING THE FOLLOWING] PALINODE. AMO. From Spanish shrugs, French faces, smirks, irpes, and all affected humours, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. PHA. From secret friends, sweet servants, loves, doves, and such fantastic humours, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. AMO. From stabbing of arms, flap-dragons, healths, whiffs, and all such swaggering humours, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. PHA. From waving fans, coy glances, glicks, cringes, and all such simpering humours, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. AMO. From making love by attorney, courting of puppets, and paying for new acquaintance. CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. PHA. From perfumed dogs, monkies, sparrows, dildoes, and paraquettoes, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. AMO. From wearing bracelets of hair, shoe-ties, gloves, garters, and rings with poesies. CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. PHA. From pargetting, painting, slicking, glazing, and renewing old rivelled faces. CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. AMO. From 'squiring to tilt yards, play-houses, pageants, and all such public places. CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. PHA. From entertaining one gallant to gull another, and making fools of either, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. AMO. From belying ladies' favours, noblemen's countenance, coining counterfeit employments, vain-glorious taking to them other men's services, and all self-loving humours, CHORUS. Good Mercury defend us. MERCURY AND CRITES SING. Now each one dry his weeping eyes, [EXEUNT.]
Gentles, be't known to you, since I went in "Ecce rubet quidam, pallet, stupet, oscitat, odit |